I Am A Fish

That was my plan all along!!!

I bid my friend's soul.

I bid the shard of harmony, and the ability to create humans.

Hehe.

Ha!

 
The mods are plotting. . . 

I'm sorry, but fish don't have any legal rights. I think...

HOW DARE YOU!?!?!

I think with my brain... yep. It appears as if I dare you with my brain. 

Happy Birthday, @Bzhydack!

Thanks!

Actually, that's the third person. *dancing*

*annoying condensation*

Nope, because I feel better when I'm dancing.

*dancing*

Yes, Fish, we all know you're a fish. However, it was either breaststroke pull only, fly kick only, or freestyle kick only. It's rather tiring.

And then I did 200 with special breaststroke shoes that make it harder.

Okay...

If I was a human (which I'm obviously not) I'd say that I've done worse.

Okay. I'm tired, though. *yawns*

Ignore me until tomorrow morning when I wake up at 11.

Or maybe afternoon, that sounds nice.

Inquisitors aren't spooky, they're big softies once you get to know them. 

You should change your pfp to Re-Shephir, or the face Shallan gave Kaladin...

The first one was disturbing. I can go back to that 

The first one was plain wrong... Like Jasnadin.

 am or pm?

Pm

No thanks! I'm pretty busy.

I know. I decided to do the next chapter of my book for it. 

Very good! 

*Begins reading*

So it's sometime in the future of your story?

Oh good! Welcome back!

PAPRIKA!!!

BLARGH

Now the most important post is 1001  

I regret everything

Hard pass. Sorry!

I'd love to, but I'm pretty busy right now.

'bout wut?

Yeah, I keep thinking you are Fadran. At least change it to a different color.

Here, I altered the position slightly; enough that you should be able to distinguish between me and Fadran. Besides that, my dedication to a made-up holiday has my hands tied until 8 and a half more days have passed.

Or whatever its called

@I Used To Be A Fish, I just might join you.

I might customize mine. We’ll see.

I just tried to change it back but now it just looks empty for me

this ends in 11 days and 13 hours

Hard pass. If you wanted, you could be me, but that might get REALLY confusing.

Whoever you are would have just about no choice but to join, is my point.

hehehe

I definitely won't now, as you misspelled "stop."

 It was one of their ideas. Can't say which it's too confusing. (It was Truthless)
I'll change it back tomorrow. Or later today. However long it takes for me to be too confused.

Check!

I brought my cat inside when my dad wasn’t home (he doesn’t want an inside cat), so she's spoiled today.

Well part of that is correct.

So people would stop rapid-fire posting memes they’d Googled and I write up that post.  

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

, better...

Nope,

But humans post pictures of humans they don't know. So why can't a fillet do it?

......do humans do that?

Yeah.

I think?