Sharder One-Liners

[Cinnamon]

Me: “Wait, so is Hydrchloric acid the acid or the base?”

My friend: *looks at me* repeat that sentence back to yourself slowly.

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I am ashamed.

Edited April 10, 2023 by Cinnamon

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

@TheGreatSnail: They'll be to busy staring into each other's eyes.

@The Wandering Wizard: Then we kill one of them.

Snail: No not yet.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

11 hours ago, Ranryu said:

This was a conversation:

"Oh no! I can't remember how to gravity!" - @Wittles of Shinovar

"He decapitated me with a tree on Friday." - @The Bookwyrm

"*begins floating away*" - @Wittles of Shinovar

"Ouchiepouchie" - @Kajsa :)

 

Wait a seconddd!!

It was @Shining Silhouette who said ouchipouchie first! I merely stole it 

[S. Stormy she/her]

My cousin, smirking: So do you have a crush on this Kaladin guy?

Me: Yup.

My cousin: *surprised laughter*

Me: Didn't expect me to admit it outright, did you?

My cousin: No, I did not.

Me: I wear it with pride.

Edited April 10, 2023 by Shallan Stormblessed

[Channelknight Fadran]

you are now being boycotted for providing too much context

[Cash67]

5 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

My cousin, smirking: So do you have a crush on this Kaladin guy?

Me: Yup.

My cousin: *surprised laughter*

Me: Didn't expect me to admit it outright, did you?

My cousin: No, I did not.

Me: I wear it with pride.

I vote that this be added to the misquotes list

[S. Stormy she/her]

29 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

you are now being boycotted for providing too much context

What was I supposed to do? Which line whould I have presented alone? How do you boycott a person?

[Wittles he/him]

19 hours ago, Ranryu said:

"Oh no! I can't remember how to gravity!" - @Wittles of Shinovar

 

I would like to say that I still can't remember and am currently trying to adapt to living on the ceiling

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

"CHICKEN FREE GLUTEN NUGGETS!!!!!!" - me and others

[Cash67]

1 hour ago, TheGreatSnail said:

"CHICKEN FREE GLUTEN NUGGETS!!!!!!" - me and others

Aka bread

[Wittles he/him]

A conversation me and a friend had over text:

my friend: Moose!

me: Moosen!

my friend:No, Mooseseses

me: Meeseseses

my friend: Miceseseses

me: Moosealicious

my friend: Mooxe

me: Moase

my friend: Moosexex

me: Moosesque

my friend: Mousqe

[Channelknight Fadran]

It's meese and we all know it

[Wittles he/him]

It is.

Everyone I know calls them meese when they see them. or moosen

[Cash67]

More! Many much moosen 

[Immortal Platypus]

but... MEESENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

also, @Edema Ruh "My kitties are squishy."

[Edema Rue she/her]

Correction, it was "my cats are squishy."

And they are.

Very.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Edema Ruh said:

Correction, it was "my cats are squishy."

And they are.

Very.

close enough, I said "I haven't met your kitties" and I couldn't remember if you said cats or kitties, so i guessed  

[Cinnamon]

8 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

close enough, I said "I haven't met your kitties" and I couldn't remember if you said cats or kitties, so i guessed  

NO CONTEXT!!

@Veledsier: #maggotsaretheotherredmeat

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"The thing is, I'm not a very good squirrel." - @Ranryu

 

"Ah yes, you just don't have hair." - @shortcake

 

"[Bookwyrm] lives in the vents." - @shortcake

"NO! I want the vents!" - @That1Cellist

[Immortal Platypus]

11 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

NO CONTEXT!!

@Veledsier: #maggotsaretheotherredmeat

i don't know if that sentence counts as context... it doesn't really help it much

[Ranryu she/her]

"Who gave you permission to murder me?... Me? Oh, right." - @That1Cellist

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Stealing a person is not the same as kidnapping, right?" - @Ranryu

"Yes, if they're already dead." - Some other guy

Edited April 12, 2023 by That1Cellist

[Veledsier]

@Cinnamon You are very right.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

"People take all the things they shouldn’t and leave all the things they should take." -@The Wandering Wizard

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

"People take all the things they shouldn’t and leave all the things they should take." -@The Wandering Wizard

Hmmm didn't think it was going to go here XD