kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 Just now, The Wandering Wizard said: Hmmm didn't think it was going to go here XD When I said I'd quote you on it I meant it. Lol. So there.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 (edited) Just now, Kajsa said: When I said I'd quote you on it I meant it. Lol. So there. I thought you mean't someone IRL XD Edit: Or to a friend XD Edited April 13, 2023 by The Wandering Wizard
kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 Just now, The Wandering Wizard said: I thought you mean't someone IRL XD Edit: Or to a friend XD Welp. I apologize for the miscommunication.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 Just now, Kajsa said: Welp. I apologize for the miscommunication. It's just what I assumed in my head so it's fine
kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 Just now, The Wandering Wizard said: It's just what I assumed in my head so it's fine
shortcake thr/eat ka/boom Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 56 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: It's just what I assumed in my head so it's fine *gasp* you have a new kitty! Spoiler your pfp
Tea Leaf Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 (edited) "I tend to form connections to things that don't exist..." - @shortcake about Haly "I never really noticed you in the sense of humor" - @shortcake to @The Bookwyrm Edited April 13, 2023 by The Last Fæ
Ranryu she/her Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 27 minutes ago, The Last Fæ said: "I tend to form connections to things that don't exist..." - @shortcake about Haly "I never really noticed you in the sense of humor" - @shortcake to @The Bookwyrm Did @shortcake ever interact with her? @The Halcyon Girl @The Halcyon Girl @The Halcyon Girl
InfiniteInsanity she/her Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 "Do you ever feel, Like a plastic bag, Drifting through the wind, Going to kill a man." - @TheGreatSnail or at least that's what I heard her say 1
TheGreatSnail she/her Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 1 hour ago, InfiniteInsanity said: "Do you ever feel, Like a plastic bag, Drifting through the wind, Going to kill a man." - @TheGreatSnail or at least that's what I heard her say i said WANTING to kill a man but going is good too
Immortal Platypus Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said: "Do you ever feel, Like a plastic bag, Drifting through the wind, Going to kill a man." - @TheGreatSnail or at least that's what I heard her say 46 minutes ago, TheGreatSnail said: i said WANTING to kill a man but going is good too uh... Snail? Do you need to talk about it? Anyway... "Dynamics are like drugs." -My teacher "My mind went back to Russia." -The same teacheer "We're going to Russia!" -my friend "We're going to Brazil actually!" -the same friend, a couple minutes later @Edema Ruh: *looks at results screen and practically starts crying* Me: *reaches over* "It'll be okay." *looks at friend not on the Shard* "Wow, I never thought I'd be trying to comfort [Edema Ruh*]" *where real name goes Edited April 13, 2023 by Being of Cacophony
Tea Leaf Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 38 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: uh... Snail? Do you need to talk about it? No, they don't. "FOOLISH SPOTIFY USERS, I AM ON THE SUPERIOR PLATFORM OF YOUTUBE MUSIC. NOW SECRET STEALING HAS BEEN STREAMLINED!!!!!" - @Cash67 2
Immortal Platypus Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 but do they want to? talking about wanting to kill people is super fun sometimes
Tea Leaf Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 12 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: but do they want to? talking about wanting to kill people is super fun sometimes They have no say in the matter, I cannot handle the crime that I will be left out of.
Tea Leaf Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 46 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: you can join us Yay!
TheGreatSnail she/her Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 1 hour ago, The Last Fæ said: They have no say in the matter, I cannot handle the crime that I will be left out of. bruh
Tea Leaf Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 3 minutes ago, TheGreatSnail said: bruh You have no say in your crime: "Some children die" - Person talking about MacBeth "That's a big oof on their part" - @TheGreatSnail 1
Wittles he/him Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 My friend: we need to put a marshmallow in the syringe My other friend: Marshmallow abuse?
TheGreatSnail she/her Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, The Last Fæ said: You have no say in your crime: "Some children die" - Person talking about MacBeth "That's a big oof on their part" - @TheGreatSnail YOU"LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! Just now, Wittles of Shinovar said: My friend: we need to put a marshmallow in the syringe My other friend: Marshmallow abuse? *gasp!* Blasphemy!!!!!!
Tea Leaf Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 Just now, TheGreatSnail said: YOU"LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! 1 minute ago, Wittles of Shinovar said: Did I say I would? Just now, TheGreatSnail said: *gasp!* Blasphemy!!!!!! So?
Wittles he/him Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, TheGreatSnail said: *gasp!* Blasphemy!!!!!! IT WAS FOR SCIENCE!!
kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 So this isn't rlly sharder related, but it happend today and was too funny not to post. Spoiler 70ish yr old english sub: "You know you're old when you get excited about correcting grammar" Kid 1: "Or maybe you're just special." Sub, misinterpreting and genuinely sincere: "Thank you! That's very kind. I need to be told that once in a while. Thank you." Me and two of my girl friends: *trying not to laugh so as not to hurt his feelings, so crying instead* Kid 2 who also sits at our table: *blinks, snapping out of daze* *whisper hisses* "what?" Us: *literally silently sob-laughing* 3
Cash67 Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 4 hours ago, The Last Fæ said: No, they don't. "FOOLISH SPOTIFY USERS, I AM ON THE SUPERIOR PLATFORM OF YOUTUBE MUSIC. NOW SECRET STEALING HAS BEEN STREAMLINED!!!!!" - @Cash67 Hehe I remember this
shortcake thr/eat ka/boom Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 6 hours ago, Ranryu said: Did @shortcake ever interact with her? @The Halcyon Girl @The Halcyon Girl @The Halcyon Girl nope lol I'm spoilering it b/c it's super long Spoiler "why are you floating?" - Me Me: "This is Collin. *points to drawing* He is my child. His name is Collin and he is my child." Person that isn't on the shard: "Can I steal him?" Me: "NO! COLLIN IS MINE! *transfers into defensive stance AKA broken t-pose*" "Because I'm not a plastic bag and I like my organs." - @The Bookwyrm* Spoiler *do written things count as quotes? "Mm, gotta love them snake carcasses." - Me Kid #1 in the class I TA for: "dont be a conformist, take your clothes off!" Kid #2: "I'll only do it if you do it first!" Kid #1: Thats exactly what a conformist would say! YOU ARE A SHEEP! TAKE OFF YOUR WOOL!!" Kid #2: "NO! You're not my dad!" Kid #3: "I mean, he ain't wrong-" Kid #1: "I AM WELL AWARE THAT I AM NOT YOUR FATHER! I AM YOUR SHEPHERD!" Teacher: "O-KAY! Anyways!" "I heard you could hide a kabob-" - @TheGreatSnail "Dad stop touching me." - Me Spoiler don't worry it's nothing weird, i call my friend "dad" as a platonic joke. "You were trying to kill my manhood!!" - my friend during lunch today "Oh, how the turns have tabled" - Snail "I got glasses at an audiologist" - My brother "Ah, French people." - Snail "Great, now my face is flappy." - Me "*laying on a chair* This is my home now. Just kidding, that's a log." - Snail "He's giving me 'creepy guy at the end of the sidewalk' vibes." - Me "Why couldn't your grandparents have been born in the 40s? I'm just saying, it's really inconvienient!" - My friend, talking to another friend "Hey guys, look! I'm washing a giraffe!" - My grandma 1
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