Sharder One-Liners

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

10 minutes ago, shortcake said:

*do written things count as quotes?

That's......what the vast majority of these are. Usually things said irl aren't included unless they were said by Sharders.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

13 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

That's......what the vast majority of these are. Usually things said irl aren't included unless they were said by Sharders.

oh-

i totally knew that

just kidding, I didn't! but thank you for telling me!

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Cash67 said:

Hehe I remember this

i also remember it  

2 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

That's......what the vast majority of these are. Usually things said irl aren't included unless they were said by Sharders.

i mean... some people *cough me cough* like to put irl ones cause of my friend group's quotability.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Fair enough.

Just thought I'd mention that, since it is called Sharder One-Liners, I believe its original purpose was to document quotable things said on the Shard. However, thread purposes can change so keep doing what y'all are doing lol.

Edited April 13, 2023 by DramaQueen

[Immortal Platypus]

On 11/16/2020 at 3:03 PM, Channelknight Fadran said:

Post your favorite quotes from your favorite Sharders here!

Rules:

1. Obviously follow all the Shard rules
2. You can, in theory, post quotes from anyone, but preferably just quote Sharders
3. NO CONTEXT ALLOWED

yeah, the idea was just sharders, but... such amazing quotes! And I can't remember if I've put this one on here so

"We're not killing it, we're just making it's chin tentacles angry." -Me through my D&D character

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

3 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

i also remember it  

i mean... some people *cough me cough* like to put irl ones cause of my friend group's quotability.

*cough cough also me cough*

[Cash67]

Ah, storms. Well, I'll get you the life juice.

- @Cash67

[Veledsier]

"Yup, the king is Brig Dartmoor and Leavenworth doesn't have any siblings. Poor Marsh." @Cinnamon

[Veledsier]

"interesting. i used to think the little babybel cheeses would spy on me and move around in the fridge when i wasn't looking lol" @shortcake 

Sorry, didn't mean to double post...

Edited April 14, 2023 by Veledsier

[Cinnamon]

17 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

@Edema Ruh: *looks at results screen and practically starts crying*

Me: *reaches over* "It'll be okay." *looks at friend not on the Shard* "Wow, I never thought I'd be trying to comfort [Edema Ruh*]"

*where real name goes

*spit take*

you know what I’m going to say… but firstly are you alright aes?

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

*spit take*

you know what I’m going to say… but firstly are you alright aes?

 I do know what you're going to say.

Yes. Context is somewhat illegal, but to set you at ease...

Spoiler

It was the result screen for the knight radiant quiz.

Also: "Why are we still talking about maggots" @Robin Sedai

Edited April 14, 2023 by Edema Ruh

[Robin Sedai she/her]

1 hour ago, Edema Ruh said:

Also: "Why are we still talking about maggots" @Robin Sedai

I knew it, as soon as I saw the notif I knew it was gonna be the maggots thing

[Immortal Platypus]

because maggots!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

12 hours ago, Veledsier said:

"interesting. i used to think the little babybel cheeses would spy on me and move around in the fridge when i wasn't looking lol" @shortcake 

Sorry, didn't mean to double post...

OMG i forgot about this-

I also forgot what thread i said this on-

Edited April 14, 2023 by shortcake

[Immortal Platypus]

i think it was an SU... But I'm not sure

[Wittles he/him]

MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS - @Being of Cacophony

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

"this will be one of the most important decisions of your life."

@The Last Fæ"I've been told this before, my answer was velociraptor"

[Veledsier]

"I spent my last class trying to convince someone (I already convinced myself) that all swords are actually sapient and we don't know it." @Edema Ruh

[Immortal Platypus]

30 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS - @Being of Cacophony

it makes sense. I stand by it

[Edema Rue she/her]

15 minutes ago, Veledsier said:

"I spent my last class trying to convince someone (I already convinced myself) that all swords are actually sapient and we don't know it." @Edema Ruh

I mean I did...

[Immortal Platypus]

can confirm

[Veledsier]

you are in a class together?

[Tea Leaf]

"Phlogiston is the best element, fight me" - said by me to a friend, then someday to a chemist I know

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

My friend: "How old ya' turnin'?"

Me, in a really deep voice: "70."

[Edema Rue she/her]

24 minutes ago, Veledsier said:

you are in a class together?

We're in several. Pity me.