Sharder One-Liners

[Immortal Platypus]

you and i both know that i have it worse off  

[Edema Rue she/her]

 Australia is actually FRANCE @Telrao

[Telrao she/her]

21 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

 Australia is actually FRANCE @Telrao

hehhehehehhee >:)

[Ranryu she/her]

WE GOT HALCY QUOTES!!!

“I have a sword. It’s long and metal and covered in pink stuff.”

“I’m good at hitting things on accident.”

“My whole life is a lie.”

“Sometimes I like people who are weird, and sometimes I don’t like people who are weird and would rather throttle them over the hump of a camel.”

“I’m good at breaking things.”

”Dragons with explosive dynamite in their bellies and then they swallow the fire in their fire pouches thingies and then they go boom.”

“I can think, therefor the world is not a simulation. I have solved the problem.”

“If I am a simulation then whoever made the simulation is cruel and mean and I will kill them one day. Do not doubt me. I am capable of killing anyone I want to.”

*reads* “how to contact yourself in a parallel reality, and, how to shift reality.” *laughs* “which one should I read next?”

@The Halcyon Girl

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Old or recent?

[Ranryu she/her]

Recent, of course. These came from last night.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

That makes sense

[Channelknight Fadran]

5 minutes ago, Ranryu said:

Recent, of course. These came from last night.

Inform her posthaste that it's her turn this week to make the random SU about space

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I don’t want a light coma, I want a deeeeeep coma.

- @Edema Ruh

[Ranryu she/her]

Potato: *hits me*
me: are you clapping aggressively?

Potato: there’s a difference between clapping and slapping.

me: *outside leads her hand*
Potato *hits me harder* I’m tapping, I’m tapping!

And another one...

@Potato's Wit: Sandwich mitosis.

Me: Unlimited sandwiches! You eat one, and two more appear!

Potato: Just like Hydra!

Me: Hail Hydra!

Edited April 17, 2023 by Ranryu

[Tea Leaf]

Me:"Blood..." *Raises hand*
@TheGreatSnail: "Don't be like Lady Macbeth. They were manipulative-"
Me: "I am."

@TheGreatSnail: "Please don't lose your mind, not in this economy"

Me: "Be gay, they're gonna pay"
@TheGreatSnail: "Taxes?"

@shortcake: "What's wrong with you"
Me: "Nothing."
Me: "Oh, wait, everything."

@The Bookwyrm: "If that means out the window what means to be hit by a fish?"
Me: "Cornobble."

Me: "I even know some Finnish."
@TheGreatSnail: "You have finished?"
Me: *Glares*

Edited April 18, 2023 by The Last Fæ

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

@Ranryu, voice-searching on google: "Where can I buy a nuke?"

Ranryu: "You can buy anything on the Bulgarian black market, including [Bookwyrm]!"

Bookwyrm

Ranryu: "I dont want to buy you, i want to buy a nuke!"

 

"[Cellist] do you have a boiled shoe?" - me

[Tea Leaf]

Me: *Taps [Shortcake]*
Me: *Waits*
[Shortcake]: *Spins around*
Me: *Pokes Check* "Perfect."

Quote

"[Cellist] do you have a boiled shoe?" - me

Edited April 18, 2023 by The Last Fæ

[Wittles he/him]

APPEASE THE SNAIL -me

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"Hello guys, this is Bookwyrm on Shortcake's computer." - @The Bookwyrm, who is on Shortcake's computer right now.

 

@TheGreatSnail: "and worms are just wiggling angels"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

(That second quote was written by Shortcake.)

This is why you don't leave your computer open near me.

Edited April 19, 2023 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Wizard is as southern as a not-southern person can get." - @Ranryu

"Kajsa---haud yer horses

ye've been spellin me name all willy-nilly!" - @Kajsa :)

"Aye, lad! And I'll stomp yer horse in the dirt, too, if ye don't haud yer wheesht!" - Kajsa

"He traded in Scottish for 16th century monk xD" - Kajsa

"Watch him get more 'Scottish' as I increase the pressure" - Ranryu

"I spent my first night home from the hospital in a drawer" - @Shining Silhouette

 

"Haha, I think we're safe as long as Wiz, Silho, and Archie don't jump out of the shadows  - Kajsa

YOU RANG MADAM? - Wizard (I know him, he's me :P)

*jumps* - Kajsa

"AAH!" *whacks Wiz over the head with my hardcover Stellarlune* - Kajsa

 

"Giving me something good to read is like giving me candy  " - Wizard

*ctrl save* - Kajsa

 

"the WHAT

*pulls out a massive claymore*

WHARE'S THE ALGEBRA???" - @Telrao

Edited April 19, 2023 by The Wandering Wizard

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Wizard is as southern as a not-southern person can get." - @Ranryu

"Kajsa---haud yer horses

ye've been spellin me name all willy-nilly!" - @Kajsa :)

"Aye, lad! And I'll stomp yer horse in the dirt, too, if ye don't haud yer wheesht!" - Kajsa

"He traded in Scottish for 16th century monk xD" - Kajsa

"Watch him get more 'Scottish' as I increase the pressure" - Ranryu

"I spent my first night home from the hospital in a drawer" - @Shining Silhouette

 

"Haha, I think we're safe as long as Wiz, Silho, and Archie don't jump out of the shadows  - Kajsa

YOU RANG MADAM? - Wizard(I know him, he's me :P)

*jumps* - Kajsa

"AAH!" *whacks Wiz over the head with my hardcover Stellarlune* - Kajsa

 

"Giving me something good to read is like giving me candy  " - Wizard

*ctrl save* - Kajsa

Heheheheh

These are arguably my best quotes

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

Heheheheh

These are arguably my best quotes

There's more where those came from  :eyes:

[Quivil]

Chickens aren't usually pack hunters. - a teacher

My character casts medicine. - My cousin

I forgot they were also hallucinogens, and didn't just taste like chicken. - A school friend

"aaaa, someone has stabbed me. - @demiblob

"What are your glasses for? Hearing?" - I don't remember who said this

"You kill them to maximize your profits? I always just keep them, because they're my friends." - I don't remember who said this either

"I have a child? When did that happen?" - A school friend when (context makes it funnier imo)

 

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

he heard that his character (being played by Quarterfeather) was adopted as my cousin's character's father.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

44 minutes ago, Tani said:

Chickens aren't usually pack hunters. - a teacher

My character casts medicine. - My cousin

I forgot they were also hallucinogens, and didn't just taste like chicken. - A school friend

"aaaa, someone has stabbed me. - @demiblob

"What are your glasses for? Hearing?" - I don't remember who said this

"You kill them to maximize your profits? I always just keep them, because they're my friends." - I don't remember who said this either

"I have a child? When did that happen?" - A school friend when (context makes it funnier imo)

 

  Reveal hidden contents

  Hide contents

  Hide contents

he heard that his character (being played by Quarterfeather) was adopted as my cousin's character's father.

ha ha ha.

[Wittles he/him]

4 hours ago, Kajsa said:

Heheheheh

These are arguably my best quotes

I'd agree

[S. Stormy she/her]

"Hey, kid, want some math?"

-@Odiumiumium

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

A rather nonlinear conversation by me, Wizard, Insa, Ranryu, and Wittles. Enjoy.

 

"Cats by nature are tangential" -- @The Wandering Wizard

"Define tangential" -- Kajsa

"I might have used the wrong word ... something that just well makes tangents when you talk about it xD" -Wizzy

"lol I still don't know what a tangent is.

"I googled it.

"But I think my brain cell count is too low to figure out what the words are trying to say." -- Kajsa

...

"no. No math tangents right now" -- @InfiniteInsanity

"Tornado watch until 11!" -- @Ranryu

"*nopes target attack*" -- @Wittles of Shinovar

"*nopes the nope*" -- Wizzy

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Those are going to start making their way in here then? -_^