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@TheGreatSnail "but i need one, no you don't, but I do, why, because....why the frik not"

Me: "Calm down and draw your aons!"
Also Me: "Of all of the mystical swords you choose Excalibur?! I would choose a shardblade instead of Excalibur to open my letters!"

Me: "Say it with me, stabbing your friends"
Snail: "No, stabbing my enemies." (Other moral gibberish that I forgot)
Someone nearby: "Why are you stabbing anyone?"
Me: "Fun. If it gives you any idea of our mental state."

Me: Chants the word blood

@TheGreatSnail: Sings the word blood

Edited by The last Fae in the Woods
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I had a weird dream that there was a sandwich made of her meat and I got to eat a bite of it and it was this thing.

And this was about the same time that I'd misheard my sister and thought she'd said "It's like a sandwich with juicy leg meat."

And it was also about the same time that I had read the Wikipedia article about brain sandwiches.

And it was some time after I had read about meburgers at the end of Project Hail Mary.

And I imagined a dystopian sci-fi future where celebrities would grow their muscle tissue in a lab and cook it and sell it in sandwiches and their fans could eat it.

@The Bookwyrm

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2 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

NO CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!

i only just now realized that that was pointed towards me

1 minute ago, Ranryu said:

They put that context in by my request because without the context it could be interpreted really badly. 

true ^

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