S. Stormy Posted March 19, 2023 Report Share Posted March 19, 2023 1 minute ago, AonEne said: I'm a bit witchy myself, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea Leaf Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 "How is equality good?" - Me "In this economy?" - @TheGreatSnail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 “it's like regurgitating the rainbow - pretty, but kinda gross” @Telrao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 "There’s nothing like vomiting on paper to make ya feel better" - @Aes Sedai "THY LIFE BE SPARED IF ONLY THOU WILST PLEDGE THYSELF TO THY FAIR RULERS, THE DAEMON MONKEYS!" - @The Wandering Wizard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Ha mine doesn’t even look weird because Wizard is there talking about Daemon monkeys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 PRAISE BE TO THEIR HOLY NAME, DAEMONS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 "You have permission to forge my signature." - My science teacher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 "YOU DON'T NEED SIX THUMBS, Bookwyrm!!" - me, to @The Bookwyrm "✨wAtEr?✨" - also me "You stretch more when I put holes in it. Merp merp." "Did you just collide with me?" - Bookwyrm "Sea bees!" - also Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 "waitwaitwait- The giraffe-man finally admitted it?? waaaaaaaaaaaaat???? omg guys, the prophecy has been confirmed lol" - @shortcake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 (edited) So in my study hall class, the teacher has us fill out a "question of the day" thing at the beginning of class each day, and today's question was "if you had to leave your home in a rush due to a fire or a natural disaster and could only take three valued items with you, what would you take?" this question resulted in the following conversation: My friend: "if my house ever ends up catching fire, the first thing i would grab is my bag of almonds" The teacher: "but we're only allowed to take three individual things, and they have to have sentimental value. AND BAGS DON'T COUNT!" Me: "haha that means you can only take one almond" My friend: "Nah, i'll just take three almonds" (the teacher got really annoyed about this because we kept just looking at each other and laughing the entire period) Edited March 21, 2023 by shortcake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 My friend: "[Shallan]'s a coward. No offense, [Shallan]." (No, she wasn't being serious.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 I know this isn't rank the member title above you, but @Shallan Stormblessed your title is amazing because dragons 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 @Cash67: I had one hour of sleep, two brownies, and three shots of espresso and I am ready to either fight the Lord Ruler or die trying 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Cthulhu walked into my kitchen and moved my cheese -my friend in chemistry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 23 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: @Cash67: I had one hour of sleep, two brownies, and three shots of espresso and I am ready to either fight the Lord Ruler or die trying I do remember that I have used this, but even I don't remember the context.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 8 minutes ago, Cash67 said: I do remember that I have used this, but even I don't remember the context.... it definitely wasn't found in the incorrect quotes thread. Who would ever? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatSnail Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 (edited) Me- "Did You know that Karen means pretty flower?" My little sister- "It's because they're pansies." *high-fives* (No offence to anyone named Karen just to the people who act like a 'Karen') Edited March 22, 2023 by TheGreatSnail 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 (edited) Quarterfeather, speaking of Anna from Frozen: "She hit the wolves with Kristoff." (edit: she did correct herself shortly afterward, but it was still funny) Edited March 22, 2023 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 friend: "You better shape up!" me: "I'll shape up later, i'm trying to eat my cheeseburger." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 "and we're still trying to accuse Noodles of witchcraft." - @Being of Cacophony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 (edited) I mean... We are Anyway... "Friends don't backstab friends. They stab them in the front." -My friend and I in unison to another friend. Edited March 22, 2023 by Being of Cacophony 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 "What even is the thread anymore-" -Me "Witch hunt." -@Aes Sedai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 Exactly! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 If you throw anything hard enough, it will fly - my engineering teacher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 "I'm not a witch, I'm an all powerful bowl of ramen noodles" @Wits instant noodles (he's lying he is a witch) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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