Immortal Platypus Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 so? It's not context if it's not in the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 “[Silh’s eyebrows] have a hypnotic quality to them for some reason”—@That1Cellist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 "I didn't ask about ethics. I asked what would get me a good grade." - @Aes Sedai 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 I can't argue. I did say that. And context wouldn't make it better. In fact, context probably just makes it worse, so thank goodness there's a rule against that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 I mean... I could take another "out of context" quote that would give some context. It would certainly make it worse. speaking of which. "Issue Ideas for Improvement" "Corrupt leaders Kill them." - @Aes Sedai 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 Who needs breathing anyway? -@Robin Sedai 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 (edited) "You are a caterpillar." - @Aes Sedai EDITED: no context i forgot "She said no to a 13 inch rat tail and a pile of toenails and fingernails" - also aes sedai Edited March 8, 2023 by Being of Cacophony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 (edited) "I wonder what @Cinnamon would say if he saw this" @Being of Cacophony Edited March 8, 2023 by Aes Sedai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 (edited) get rid of the quote and there won't be context And that's not what I said. I definitely didn't say the @ part. you need to add "paraphrased" to your quote. Edited March 8, 2023 by Being of Cacophony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 "They accidentally killed a dragon" - @Being of Cacophony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Aes Sedai said: "I wonder what @Cinnamon would say if he saw this" @Being of Cacophony I'm concerened!! WHAT HAPPENED?! Spoiler no context, I knowww but can you PM me?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Tani said: "They accidentally killed a dragon" - @Being of Cacophony now I'm confused. I don't remember saying that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 "Why is Aslan at the bubble bath?" - My mom "Why wouldn't Aslan be at the bubble bath?" - Me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 My friends and I keep an archive of stupid quotes from our D&D campaigns. Here are a few: (Spoilered for length) Spoiler "I AM THE RICKROLLER OF ZARGON, BOW DOWN TO ME.” “Is the aboleth afraid of socks?” “ARE YOU EDIBLE?” “Free wIfi for everyone!” “Verizonax: The only dragon with free wifi for $3.99 a month!” “You don’t know what that is, do you?” “Nope! I set it on fire!” “MAGICKY ELF MAGIC!!!” “COME, MY MAGICKY ELF EAGLE!!!!!” “See ya all next week! If the headless corpse comes.” “Make an INT check to see if you realize that you can swim.” “Modrons are not the Borg!” “THEY ARE NOW.” “SHADOW, HAVE YOU BEEN OPENING PORTALS FOR THE DRAGON QUEEN AGAIN? I thought we talked about that!” “I would like to purchase the orphanage.” “Wow, I really hope that Katsumi doesn't spray paint ‘Katsumi is stupid’ on the walls of the temple!” “All hail the foxey peeple godds!” “I also disguise it as a lemon, because this is a Portal 2 reference now.” “Hey, are you Tiamat? Have you seen my sister?” “His name is Sushi. All fire snakes are named Sushi.” “Deploy the mechanical horse RV!” “Did you say RED DIXIE CUP?!?!?” “NO! No, I meant one of those Starbuck thingies!” “I would say flattery wouldn’t get you anywhere, but I’d be lying…” “At dawn, we plan!” “The space kraken sends you a picture of an anatomically correct heart.” “I start singing the duck song.” “You were already singing the duck song!” “Oh. I just chill, then.” “Can I make a raft?” “Make a wisdom (Survival) check.” “I rolled a natural one…” “You make an airship.” “Ethan’s share of EXP goes to the amphibious pixie vehicle.” “When I said roll for initiative, I did not mean rickroll for initiative.” “It’s like Terraria, but in space!” “Ye Olde Suspicious Trinkets That Later Turn Out To Be Cursed Magic Items And By The Way You Can’t Return Them Shoppe” “Ok, I’m going to start a black market!” “I am totally going to impersonate the voices in her head!” “I’m going to start a cat racing club.” “Is that a vintage ‘97 fake mustache?” “I’m disguising myself!” “You are the only pixie in the Feywild that would wear that.” “You feel a sudden urge to bang your head against the invisible tree.” “There’s mysterious writing on the wall, and an Ooze just came up from a puddle and attacked you. Where do you think you are?” “Ooze-topia!” “Is Russia cannon?” “Rowboats, not ROBOTS!” “Can I look around for more traps?” “OK, you can make an investigation check.” “21” “Nat 20” “17” “..and those numbers don’t matter because there’s a 7-foot ledge right in front of your face.” “Ye olde desert sand seal parking space” “Do I know how to parallel park?” “Make a Perception check.” “Well, that’s a nat 1!” “It appears to be a portal to Ooze-Topia.” “I have my octopus ready, let’s bite some demons” “Doordash from the void!” “BAD BABYSITTER! Wait, that makes no sense.” “Frolicking is no fun.” “Oh no, we’re dealing with SASSY mist!” “I would like to sing the Mesopotamia Rap.” “We would like our cat awakened, please.” “Ye olde measuring adhesive.” “THERE’S DUST, PEOPLE.” “I think we broke the DM.” “Swanky flamethrowers, this is fine.” “Ok, so you decapitate a chef.” “Why are you going to put a decapitated chef in the kitchen sink?” “Yeah, that mountain.” “Yeah, the one that hated me.” “Only because you were being a jerk to it!” “I wasn’t being a jerk, I was trying to make friends!” “I’m making idle conversation with the snail.” “Annoying tiny little dust monster is the best.” “Remind me to never take a road trip with someone with the maturity of a child.” “Hey! It’s a TODDLER, thank you very much!” “Ah. I see you brought the army.” “I am going to talk to the tree while climbing the tree.” “I forgot I was wearing a shirt…” “Alpshen’s not ins- wait, that’s false. Alpshen’s not THAT kind of insane!” “As you walk into the jungle, you see a light rain of… rain.” “Be wary of the dragonborn noogies.” “One down, just - oh, wait. Let me count… 5 to go.” “So, does Ash have wings of fire?” “SHUT UP!” “Can we not talk about the addictions of beetles?” “No, it just has the same name as my dad, and that’s kind of weird.” “I can’t, man. I’m doing jumping jacks!” “Mental note: bring a confetti gun into people’s minds next time.” “And Nary’s head is Las Vegas!” “Poison. Delicious.” “So what we need to think about is, how climbable is Nary?” “Fear me. I am a basketball star. I can punch peasants into oblivion.” “Aaaand I’m going to deck Nary.” “I’m just over in the corner turning into a weretiger.” “But what if the yuan-ti like it?” “Then Onyx is screwed.” “BUT WHAT IF IT BECOMES A MULTINATIONAL MEDIA FRANCHISE?” “Mellon mellon mellon mellon mellon mellon.” “I’m a zebra that can run at the speed of sound.” “No, you’re a three-foot tall zebra that can run at the speed of sound.” “Oh, hey, a new one. Do you like reality TV?” “I want live human ears” “Wait, are we solving problems with reality television?” “I’m a ZEBRA. I am literally a THREE FOOT TALL ZEBRA. I AM NOT GIVING YOU MY EARS!” “Yay! I can drop-kick Maya again!” “Why would you drop-kick the child when you could yeet the child?” “Wait, are souls vegan?” Yeah... we're all kinda insane. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Insanity makes for the best conversations though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 3 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said: “Can we not talk about the addictions of beetles?” One HP for every ounce of bettle juice! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 [Witless] Stop chanting blood oaths! -friend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 My brother: *smells some coffee* *genuinely confused* “it smells like coffee??! That’s soooo WEIRD!” Me: … tha- … that’s coffee… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 11 minutes ago, Cinnamon said: My brother: *smells some coffee* *genuinely confused* “it smells like coffee??! That’s soooo WEIRD!” Me: … tha- … that’s coffee… Wait. You're telling me. That coffee. Smells like coffee????? WHAAAAAAAT! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 23 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: now I'm confused. I don't remember saying that In the D&D thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Tani said: In the D&D thread oh, ok. I thought you were talking about the dragon seeing adventure Haly and I went on. that makes more sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 Person: "Where's the other [Shallan]?" Me: "I don't know. Am I the other [Shallan]'s keeper?" (This is sort of context, but there's someone else in my school with the same name as me. My real name goes where Shallan is in the real quotes.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 "My cat looks like a floofy snake, is that enough of an explanation?" - @The Wandering Wizard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 "Well, this is the park bench." - @Ranryu "I'm extremely quotable." - @Ranryu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 "Starving’ white text" - @Cinnamon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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