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“If I try to eat your leftovers and you don’t punch me, I will be mildly upset. Extremely mildly upset, okay [Pyro]?”

“It’s a lot of food, but I’m a lot of dude.”

“How rotten are those sausages?”
- @Enter a username

“Last night was so long ago. We were so young.”
- @Spensathecat

“[Enter] is good at drawing poop!”

-our little sister

“Yeah, I’m a rotten potato!”

“Nacho’s such a silly cow.”

“You’re not allowed to exist.”

[To the rhythm of “What is this feeling” from Wicked the musical:] “What is this feeling? Fervid as a flaaaame- Does it have a naaaame? YeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEs: I’m in heat! I want to mate with male cats!”
-me

“I think it would be a good financial decision to steal your money.”
- @PyroPhile

 

 

“I will consume it. I will drink its internal organs like a smoothie.”

- Enter

“I want some internal organs too!”

- our little sister 

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"What knife, oh wait this knife *pulls knife from behind back*, do you want it?" - Me? I don't know anymore

@That1Cellist "I got pinged for that!"

@That1Cellist *singing* "Orthopedic surgery."

 

"@That1Cellist what is your opinion of being hit repeatedly"

"I like get- I mean I like slapping myself and @Ranryu punches me frequently so I mean it is pretty cool."

Edited by The last Fae in the Woods
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