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11 hours ago, Ranryu said:

This was a conversation:

"Oh no! I can't remember how to gravity!" - @Wittles of Shinovar

"He decapitated me with a tree on Friday." - @The Bookwyrm

"*begins floating away*" - @Wittles of Shinovar

"Ouchiepouchie" - @Kajsa :)

 

Wait a seconddd!!

It was @Shining Silhouette who said ouchipouchie first! I merely stole it :ph34r:

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My cousin, smirking: So do you have a crush on this Kaladin guy?

Me: Yup.

My cousin: *surprised laughter*

Me: Didn't expect me to admit it outright, did you?

My cousin: No, I did not.

Me: I wear it with pride.

Edited by Shallan Stormblessed
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5 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

My cousin, smirking: So do you have a crush on this Kaladin guy?

Me: Yup.

My cousin: *surprised laughter*

Me: Didn't expect me to admit it outright, did you?

My cousin: No, I did not.

Me: I wear it with pride.

I vote that this be added to the misquotes list

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A conversation me and a friend had over text:

my friend: Moose!

me: Moosen!

my friend:No, Mooseseses

me: Meeseseses

my friend: Miceseseses

me: Moosealicious

my friend: Mooxe

me: Moase

my friend: Moosexex

me: Moosesque

my friend: Mousqe

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