Cinnamon Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 (edited) Me: “Wait, so is Hydrchloric acid the acid or the base?” My friend: *looks at me* repeat that sentence back to yourself slowly. ———— I am ashamed. Edited April 10, 2023 by Cinnamon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 @TheGreatSnail: They'll be to busy staring into each other's eyes. @The Wandering Wizard: Then we kill one of them. Snail: No not yet. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajsa Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 11 hours ago, Ranryu said: This was a conversation: "Oh no! I can't remember how to gravity!" - @Wittles of Shinovar "He decapitated me with a tree on Friday." - @The Bookwyrm "*begins floating away*" - @Wittles of Shinovar "Ouchiepouchie" - @Kajsa :) Wait a seconddd!! It was @Shining Silhouette who said ouchipouchie first! I merely stole it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 (edited) My cousin, smirking: So do you have a crush on this Kaladin guy? Me: Yup. My cousin: *surprised laughter* Me: Didn't expect me to admit it outright, did you? My cousin: No, I did not. Me: I wear it with pride. Edited April 10, 2023 by Shallan Stormblessed 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted April 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 you are now being boycotted for providing too much context 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 5 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said: My cousin, smirking: So do you have a crush on this Kaladin guy? Me: Yup. My cousin: *surprised laughter* Me: Didn't expect me to admit it outright, did you? My cousin: No, I did not. Me: I wear it with pride. I vote that this be added to the misquotes list 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 29 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: you are now being boycotted for providing too much context What was I supposed to do? Which line whould I have presented alone? How do you boycott a person? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted April 10, 2023 Report Share Posted April 10, 2023 19 hours ago, Ranryu said: "Oh no! I can't remember how to gravity!" - @Wittles of Shinovar I would like to say that I still can't remember and am currently trying to adapt to living on the ceiling 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatSnail Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 "CHICKEN FREE GLUTEN NUGGETS!!!!!!" - me and others 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 1 hour ago, TheGreatSnail said: "CHICKEN FREE GLUTEN NUGGETS!!!!!!" - me and others Aka bread 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 A conversation me and a friend had over text: my friend: Moose! me: Moosen! my friend:No, Mooseseses me: Meeseseses my friend: Miceseseses me: Moosealicious my friend: Mooxe me: Moase my friend: Moosexex me: Moosesque my friend: Mousqe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted April 11, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 It's meese and we all know it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 It is. Everyone I know calls them meese when they see them. or moosen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 More! Many much moosen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 but... MEESENS!!!!!!!!!!!! also, @Edema Ruh "My kitties are squishy." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 Correction, it was "my cats are squishy." And they are. Very. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Edema Ruh said: Correction, it was "my cats are squishy." And they are. Very. close enough, I said "I haven't met your kitties" and I couldn't remember if you said cats or kitties, so i guessed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 8 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: close enough, I said "I haven't met your kitties" and I couldn't remember if you said cats or kitties, so i guessed NO CONTEXT!! @Veledsier: #maggotsaretheotherredmeat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 "The thing is, I'm not a very good squirrel." - @Ranryu "Ah yes, you just don't have hair." - @shortcake "[Bookwyrm] lives in the vents." - @shortcake "NO! I want the vents!" - @That1Cellist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 11 hours ago, Cinnamon said: NO CONTEXT!! @Veledsier: #maggotsaretheotherredmeat i don't know if that sentence counts as context... it doesn't really help it much 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 "Who gave you permission to murder me?... Me? Oh, right." - @That1Cellist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 (edited) "Stealing a person is not the same as kidnapping, right?" - @Ranryu "Yes, if they're already dead." - Some other guy Edited April 12, 2023 by That1Cellist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veledsier Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 @Cinnamon You are very right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajsa Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 "People take all the things they shouldn’t and leave all the things they should take." -@The Wandering Wizard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Kajsa said: "People take all the things they shouldn’t and leave all the things they should take." -@The Wandering Wizard Hmmm didn't think it was going to go here XD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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