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[Just_a_Fan he/him]

instead of eating the garlic bread, you... *checks notes* drank the blood of a golden retriever mother after biting her neck.

 

*loads bag with crossbow and bolts tipped with holy water* 'k, gonna go a' huntin'.

Edited April 10, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I've got a hankerin' for some fresh game, would you go shoot something for dinner?

Projectile vomit, spontaneous combustion, and major bleeding

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

so, what's the effects of this disease you wrote in your AU?

 

EURIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

Please calm down, this is just pyrite-

The pen is mightier than the sword!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I challenge you to a duel. What weapon do you choose?

 

 How much will you pay me

Edited April 17, 2024 by Lord Spirit

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I need a conveniently placed banana peel in the cafeteria at 11:57

At least it wasn't the rhino enclosure 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*sigh* Why did you throw a grenade into the bear enclosure?

I mean, it doesn't look that bad.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

MY EYES!

 

LEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

Who’s that guy that loves chicken?

Eenie meenie miniee mo.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Sir, we need to know which we to cut to defuse the bomb before it detonates and destroys the country. Is it the red one or the blue one?

 

 How was I supposed to know!?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

You realize that you just set of 1,298lbs of liquid explosive that turns into silly string when combusted.

 

Give me that, I need it!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Hey, I found this can of spray cheese.

Well, how was I supposed to know that would happen?!

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

You killed him… you killed the god of darkness… by throwing an apple at him…?!

Astro Party!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Our company is almost bankrupt due to an asteroid that destroyed our main factory. what should we do?

 

Photosynthesis!

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Food food food food food food… how are we gonna get all these people food to eat????? What do we do what do we do what do we do they’re all gonna die…

*wrings hands*

 

Headshot!!

Spoiler

(imagine the super shaky and nervous voice of a dude with a white button down shirt, a blue tie, khaki dress pants and black dress shoes, a pen in their pocket and glasses and that’s who you have speaking in the first part)

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

what is the greatest achievement in your life?

Kinda... More like your gramma

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Is he as old as George Washington?

Albert Einstein and Leeroy Jenkins

Edited April 23, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
Added a person

[strmblsd he/him]

Two weirdest people you spent the day with.

So I press the red button 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

It says DON'T PRESS IT!!

Mmm... delicious.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

What should we do with this mound of dirt?

 

Somewhere over the Rainbow

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Worst song to listen to during a hurricane?

Yodeling in the rocky mountains!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

What did your mom say she was going to go do?

the Shakespeare bust prop from the Adam West Batman

[Lunamor she/her]

What is the highest form of art?

*Benny Hill theme*

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg?si=BGkLJpkX7-1L32rz

 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

What song do you want to be played at your funeral?

 

Bluey

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Where are you going to get names for all your children?

It's not that hard, as long as you have a longer than average chopstick