Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but the bread is still just wheat and the chicken is still alive. 

I wish for SP1 to get to my house soon because I'm impatient. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you are now on a year-long vacation to the Himmalayas, and have no access to mail or technology.

We wish for more invested arts.

[Immortal Platypus]

granted, they're useless to you

I wish that I can do things when i want. (It's so hard!!)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you are devoid of motivation to do anything, including eating and breathing.

We wish to know precisely why the invested arts we have are useless to us.

[Immortal Platypus]

you cannot use them

i want my motivation back. at least sometimes

[AltonicKeys he/him]

You can now do whatever you set your mind on.
You are bound to a chair on Mars.

I wish for a better understanding of psychology.

[Immortal Platypus]

you only understand the psychology of a froooooog.

I wish to be able to prove all things exist

Edited January 30, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[That1Cellist he/him]

Granted! You discover that nothing is real!

I wish for the ability to instantly be transported back to my house, and then the ability to instantly return to where I was previously when I want to.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you can only use it once a day.

I wish for an entrapment device.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

It only works on you.

I want another sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

you get a slug sandwiched between snail shells

i want to speedrun my homework

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Granted. You are able to do your homework twice as fast, but you can't stop until your done.

I want a box of Life cereal.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! It's sentient and you are arrested by the UN for crimes against humanity upon eating it.

I wish for a helicopter and the ability to fly it.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. You forget how to read though.

I wish for artistic skills.

[PyroPhile]

Granted. However, you cannot use your arms anymore.

I wish for lots of activity in the Roleplaying forum.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. SE becomes twice as active.

I wish for good luck.

[Immortal Platypus]

what is this "Good luck" you speak of. You can have it... *Rock with "Good luck" inscribed on it falls on you*

I want to be less tired

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Granted. You will never sleep again, and never feel the pain of being tired. However, humans can’t only survive for so long without sleep…

I wish to be Adonalsium.

Edited February 8, 2023 by SymphonianBookworm

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Granted, but 

Spoiler

17 people shatter you into 16 pieces.

I wish I lived in a mansion.

Edited February 8, 2023 by TheAlpha929

[Immortal Platypus]

granted. It is on mars.

I wish to be invulnerable to what I want, when I want

Edited February 8, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Granted. You never feel emotion (or anything, really) again.

I wish to end bias.

Edited February 9, 2023 by SymphonianBookworm

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! Now that all opinions are unbiased, everyone agrees that humans should be eradicated permanently. *mass death sounds*

I wish for a flock of boxen.

[Wittles he/him]

your wish has been granted, but you can no longer say boxen

I wish for a wish fish

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

8 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

you can no longer say boxen

"Oh this? This is my flock of... my flock of... damn."

8 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

I wish for a wish fish

Granted! The fish doesn't speak english or any other human language, so it is unable to understand your wish.

I wish for a fully-grown banana tree.

Edited February 9, 2023 by Sequence

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you are allergic to bananas

I wish for freedom from myself