Lord Gregorio Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 Granted. It is in the shape of a rod. I wish for the ability to create foods I think of whenever I say the magic word alakazam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 Granted. They all taste like dish water. I wish for green eggs and ham. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 granted. They make you turn green permanently. And also make you sick temporarily. I wish to be a platypus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) Granted. Anyone that sees you has a insaitable hunger for platypus and will do anything to get it. NO ONE IS IMMUNE, including your subconcious. I wish to always be on time. Edited November 23, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 Granted. You are always on time according to a clock that is 20 minutes behind whatever time zone you are in. I wish to not be eaten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 Granted. you are not eaten, but you are chewed up and spit out. I wish to be a kandra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 Granted. However, anybody who sees you will have a nagging need to go somewhere else. Thus, you will be alone. I wish to be able to play all magical instruments perfectly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 Granted. You now cannot see music, hear music, or play normal instruments. I wish to be indestructible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 Granted. However, all buildings are now attracted to you and will fall on top of you as you walk by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 Uhh.. what do you want??? I wish for a fish. Just because. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 Quote *Facepalm* Oh yeah. That parts important. Granted. However, it is permanently glued to the sole of your foot. I wish for a lot of swords. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 Granted, You are impaled. I wish for an Immovable Rod. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 20 hours ago, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said: Granted. However, anybody who sees you will have a nagging need to go somewhere else. Thus, you will be alone. I think it's like that anyway.... 4 hours ago, Ookla the Nerdy said: Granted, You are impaled. I wish for an Immovable Rod. Granted. You have a pet chasmfiend named Rod that is so big no one can move it. You are allergic to shellfish. I wish to not be lonely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 Granted. You have five friends. However, you can never leave their presence. I wish for a shoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 Granted. You get an annoying verbal tic you can't get rid of. I wish for a doggo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 (edited) Granted. He is bright green and magnetically attracted to trees (just alive ones). Oops. Um. I wish for perfection. Edited November 25, 2022 by Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 What do you wish for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 Sorry! I wish for perfection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 Granted, you are now a Phyrexian and the thrall of Elesh Norn. (MTG jokes) I wish for people to get that joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 Granted. However, you no longer understand English and can only speak Chammoran. Better move to Guam. I wish to want to work on my novel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 "Same," says the Nightwatcher, then softly cries into a pillow. I wish for infinite wishes and no banes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 Granted. However, though none of those wishes will have banes connected to them, they must be made over the body of a deer who was killed by a blown-up beach ball. One wish per deer. I wish to live in the same town as all of my friends, super close together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 Granted, it's the Town Where Nothing Happened. Since that RP is well and truly dead, you can't do anything. Better restart that RP. I wish for my D&D campaign to actually make sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 Granted. You are no longer able to communicate clearly with the people in your group in any way shape or form. I wish for proper punctuation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 Granted. Your keyboard only outputs Japanese characters. I wish for my own phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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