Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Procrastination]

Granted. It explodes when you get it. (Apparently it’s a known problem. And no, you cannot get a new one or even a refund. Sorry.)

I wish to change my boon and my bane to whatever I want, whenever I want.

 

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Edited November 26, 2022 by Ookla the Fluffy

[Edema Rue]

Granted. You don’t get a boon or a bane, so you can imagine them as anything.

I wish to be the antagonist in a really epic fantasy series. 

[S. Stormy]

Granted. Your intelligence changes daily. You also suffer a horrible fate that shall not be spoken on this happy thread.

 

I wish for no negative consequences.

[Odiumiumium]

Granted. So many good things happen that you start to drown in the wealth of gold raining upon you. 

I wish for a funny Thaylen name. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

Granted, it's "A Funny Thaylen".

I wish for unlimited chouta.

[The Halcyon Girl]

Granted. This chouta comes to you exactly a gallon a day, and if you don’t eat all of it, the remainder douses you.

I wish I could live in my fantasy world…

[EmulatonStromenkiin]

Granted. you drown in air, causing a magical war over your all-powerful author's blood.

I wish to have motivation.

[The Halcyon Girl]

Granted. All you want to do is run off cliffs. You are very motivated.

I wish for swish.

[Edema Rue]

Granted. Every time you move, it makes the sound “swish swish swish” REALLY loudly. (That’s probably not what you meant.) 

I wish for the patience to not murder everyone around me. 

[The Halcyon Girl]

Granted. You now have the patience to watch grass grow, and you feel inclined toward doing just that.

I wish to never have to work.

[NerdyAarakocra]

Granted. You don't have to work; you still need to if you want to keep yourself fiscally afloat. For your bane, you see things with inverted colors.

I wish for POWER!!!

[The Halcyon Girl]

Granted. You can now cause mosquitos to drop dead on command. However, bees feel an irresistible urge to sting you.

I wish to be Insanity Clinic Haly.

[NerdyAarakocra]

Granted, you are now unable to do anything other than post on 17th Shard.

I wish for the power to mind control bees.

[Edema Rue]

Granted. You are now constantly covered in honey. 

I wish for oblivion. 

Edited November 27, 2022 by Ookla the Ta'veren

[Immortal Platypus]

Granted. You are instantly brought back from oblivion.

I wish to be immune to bee stings.

[NerdyAarakocra]

Granted. Hornets are now always after you.

I wish for my insectoid minions to take over the world for me.

[EmulatonStromenkiin]

Granted. The result is like the Bee movie. You no longer understand English

I wish for books

[Frustration]

Granted.

You are now illiterate. 

 

I wish for heat.

[Szeth_Pancakes]

Granted. You are now teleported five feet in a random direction every time you sneeze.

(I feel like people are getting away from the random nature of the banes.)

I wish to be cured of writer's block.

[Telrao]

Granted. You now can only see things sideways (as in, the wall is the floor, and the sky is beside you)

I wish for some emerald broams

[Szeth_Pancakes]

Granted. The Nightwatcher wonders why you wanted them, as they are useless in your world.

I wish for the ability to turn packing peanuts into regular peanuts.

[Potato's Wit]

Granted. The only word you can say is 'snooffles'. 

I wish to see the world without depth perception. (It won't be that different...)

[Immortal Platypus]

Granted. The nightwatcher wonders why. You must answer any question truthfully, always.

I wish to be immune to all insect's bites, stings, etc., etc.

Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[Telrao]

Granted. You cannot remember the name of your favourite human.

I wish for Kaladin to exist!

[Immortal Platypus]

Granted. you are incapable of believing anything that you do not know firsthand.

i wish for Shallan to not exist.