Sequence Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Granted! It is highly radioactive, so you and anyone else within forty miles immediately dies of radiation poisoning. The surrounding five-hundred or so miles will be uninhabitable for thousands of years. I wish for a cool scooter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Granted, it and you are within the range of the radiation. I wish for the quantum material to no longer be radioactive. I would like to live, and the shadows can't die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Granted. It now emits pure light and no one can see anything withing the radiation area. I wish to be able to kill anything according to my will alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Granted. You have to eat a pound of glass every day to survive. I wish for a remedy to my boredom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Granted, you appear in shadow form during the events of the way of kings. I wish for humans to be fixed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 Granted. They can no longer reproduce. this is revenge for the animals. We wish for more power! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 Granted, you turn into a nuclear bomb. I wish for an infinite supply of chick-fil-a sandwiches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolinalsium Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 Granted but you can't ever eat again I wish for another holiday based on me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 Another? Granted, you become a martyr. I wish for a Nahel bond. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 granted. as you progress you commit suicide and die right before your 5th ideal because your spren wasn't helpful to you I wish for my insides to be invulnerable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 Granted. your outsides aren't, so you have iron bones. It's hard to walk. I wish for the nuke that was the shadows to count upwards instead of down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 Granted. However. Nightwatcher failed to understand your request, so perhaps she did it wrong. I wish for something fluffy to cuddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 Granted. It's an aggressive and venomous snake. I wish for a bowl of glass fruit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 granted. you have kids that run around and break everything, including your bones. We wish for the nuke to detonate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Granted, it blows up on mars. I wish for world peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Granted, you have a peice of the world (a rock) in your pocket. For your bane, you are unable to distinguish homophones. I wish for control over all of linguistics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) Granted. Your toenails are each ten metres long. I wish for silence. Edited January 6, 2023 by Cinnamon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Granted, someone kills you. I wish for a bowl of my favorite chili. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 Granted. It gives you horrible gass. I wish for the shadows to be less powerful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 Granted, I become more powerful and control them. I wish for a slice of cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 Granted. Your soul turns into a panda, which then crawls out through your esophagus, which breaks, then the panda bonds a Cryptic and swears the First and Second Ideals, then Lightweaves your appearance onto it, then lives your life, interacting with everyone you know while you bleed out on the floor with your slice of cheese. I wish for creativity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 The night watcher is confused why you would want something you already have. (If confused, look at the Bane above) I wish to be infinite Batmans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 Granted. You have never read Legion and are confused as to where your own existence as infinite Batmans came from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 Since you didn't wish for anything, the Nightwatcher gives you the bane of no longer having a tongue. I wish for a really healthy apple tree in my backyard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 Granted. The roots strangle people who get within three feet. I wish for a tongue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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