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Granted, you have a peice of the world (a rock) in your pocket. For your bane, you are unable to distinguish homophones.

I wish for control over all of linguistics.

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Granted. Your toenails are each ten metres long.

I wish for silence.

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Granted. Your soul turns into a panda, which then crawls out through your esophagus, which breaks, then the panda bonds a Cryptic and swears the First and Second Ideals, then Lightweaves your appearance onto it, then lives your life, interacting with everyone you know while you bleed out on the floor with your slice of cheese.

 

I wish for creativity.

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Granted. You have never read Legion and are confused as to where your own existence as infinite Batmans came from.

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Granted. You are free. Unfortunately, due to the actions of a cute demon doggo, the protagonists escaped and will imprison you again shortly.

I wish for the ability to make thunder sound at will to make things more dramatic.

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As my rank is now "Nightwatcher" I actually have the ability to do this now.

You wish for the ability to make thunder sounds at will is granted.

Your curse is that you can only see out of the back of your head.

I wish for ice cream

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Granted! You are given all of the money in space, which is a single out of date Rouble that Alexei Leonov dropped during his space walk in 1965.

I wish for a to scale replica of the N1, LOK and LK included.

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On 1/9/2023 at 0:38 PM, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

 you sell your vocal cords to Thaidakar

Vocal cords are tasty.

1 hour ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

We wish for nicrosil compounding.

Granted, you have no legs. Your feet are attached to your torso.

I wish for a chicken sandwich.

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