EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Granted. You destroyed the Cosmere, but the books still exist. You no longer have a shadow. We wish to control more than Emu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Granted. You also control Ostrich. However, your PFP always looks a little off to you. I wish for the ability to make things symetrical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Granted, you can make things symmetrical, but you are now forever unsymmetrical in every way. I wish for a pie pan that gives me another pie after I finish the previous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Granted. You can now only taste lemons. Just lemons. Nothing else. Ever. I wish to be able to yeet into space with no consequences! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Granted, you now smell like Mr Forkle. I wish to be in charge of the Nightwatcher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Granted. Your mother turns into a vegetable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 (edited) You are cursed for eternity for not wishing. I wish for all my homework to be done. Please help I'm panicking internally. Too. Much. Work. Edited November 30, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Granted, you are millions of dollars in debt. I wish to understand and speak every language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Granted, you can only speak a language that people who hear you would not understand. We wish to bind more people to our will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Granted, you are assassinated swiftly by a hero and they are freed. I wish for a bag of chips and a soda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted. Your bane is that you get anxiety attacks whenever you see a keyboard. I wish for an infinite supply of two minute noodles (chicken flavour) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted. You have heart problems for the rest of your life. I wish for the power to always decide what I want for dinner and have everyone else in the room immediately agree with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted, you get branded a tyrant. I wish for unlimited wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted. Now you will never find the thing you are looking for, and it only appears once you no longer need it. I wish for a coconut hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted, you lose all your brains to the psychotic worm living in the coconut, I hope you're happy. I wish for a good shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted, you are stalked by an atom named Adam for the rest of your life, and you don't even know what type of atom he is! I wish for a smoothilee. (No, that's not a spelling mistake.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted, your grammar is now always off. I wish for a bowl of potato chips with a never ending thing of blue moose jalapeño dip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted. you forever have horrible problems with being flatulent. We wish for completed final projects. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted, you can't write anything after finishing two projects. I wish for a ham sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted. You always crave a turkey sandwich but can never get one. I wish for an Honorblade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted, if you ever summon it you suddenly have loud flatulence. I wish for the ability to end world hunger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Granted. The world ends. I wish for a kitty cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Granted, its name is Hitler. I wish for the wishes to end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Not Granted. I wish for that wish to never be repeated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Granted. You now will forever be unable to find the perfect PFP. I wish for fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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