Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you are now mute and illiterate, so you cant tell anyone.

I wish for all my problems to go away. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you die.

I wish for cheese.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you are allergic to dairy.

21 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

uh... Granted, your creepy shadows die.

That would be a great bane, but WE CANNOT DIE!

*Crash*

They broke the mirror. THEY CAN NOW TOUCH THINGS

HEHEHEHEHEHE

I wish for help.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! A plumber shows up to your house, and he fixes a minor leaking problem in your boiler room.

I wish for a fuzzy pink scarf.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Okay. It strangles you.

I wish for a huge backyard.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, it is perpetually winter.

We wish for more substance!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! You are detained for possessing illegal substances (drugs).

I wish for a cat.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Done! A yellow excavator rolls through your house.

I wish I'm not cold all the time.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Okay! Now you don't have any nerves.

I wish for the most comfortable chair in the world.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Your wish is granted! While the chair is very comfortable, it also smells like burnt broccoli and rotten pumpkins.

I wish for some pasta.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Alright! A pile of dried spaghetti falls in your hands. You can't cook it.

I wish for an iron cube.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. A 10-m-wide iron cube sits in front of your door. It's fixed to the ground.

I wish to feel less cold. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You feel exactly one degree warmer. You are also cursed to always be in a blizard.

We wish for three metric tonnes of quantum material.

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! It is highly radioactive, so you and anyone else within forty miles immediately dies of radiation poisoning. The surrounding five-hundred or so miles will be uninhabitable for thousands of years.

I wish for a cool scooter.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, it and you are within the range of the radiation.

I wish for the quantum material to no longer be radioactive. I would like to live, and the shadows can't die.

[Immortal Platypus]

Granted. It now emits pure light and no one can see anything withing the radiation area.

I wish to be able to kill anything according to my will alone.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. You have to eat a pound of glass every day to survive.

I wish for a remedy to my boredom.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you appear in shadow form during the events of the way of kings.

I wish for humans to be fixed.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. They can no longer reproduce. this is revenge for the animals.

We wish for more power!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you turn into a nuclear bomb.

I wish for an infinite supply of chick-fil-a sandwiches.

[Adolinalsium he/him]

Granted but you can't ever eat again

I wish for another holiday based on me

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Another? Granted, you become a martyr.

I wish for a Nahel bond.

[Immortal Platypus]

granted. as you progress you commit suicide and die right before your 5th ideal because your spren wasn't helpful to you

I wish for my insides to be invulnerable.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. your outsides aren't, so you have iron bones. It's hard to walk.

I wish for the nuke that was the shadows to count upwards instead of down.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. However. Nightwatcher failed to understand your request, so perhaps she did it wrong.

I wish for something fluffy to cuddle.