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[Quivil]

You watched him get stabbed and you didn't do anything?

 

According to my calculations, it should be perfectly safe.

*explosion*

...I may have forgotten to check my work.

Edited March 14, 2022 by Tani

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

did you store the gunpowder safely?

 

well, considering the Thaidakar factor we must take into account that Kelsier is not the same person as Thaidakar, which means Thaidakar is none other than... SZETH

[NameIess]

Tell me you're a casual Sanderfan without telling me you're a casual Sanderfan.

Well of course I ate the cake. Why wouldn't I?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WEDDING CAKE!

 

well I mean COME ON, it was a free book!

 

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Why does the library have no copies of RoW anymore?

 

Well obviously it wasn't me. I would never. *wink*

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Awwwwww, did you write me this sweet note and leave me a heart shaped box of chocolates?

 

just give me the CHALK, Leopold.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

HEY stop eating the white substance!

 

Donald Duck of course!

[Voidspawn he/him]

What are your favorite sandwich toppings? 

"OW!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

hey why is that anvil on your toe?

hammers.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Ohmigosh we're finally going to meet Neil Gaiman! I'm so excited!!!

...Thaid, what are you hiding behind your back?

Two sugars, no salt.

[Going_North_cal]

Welcome to [spoilers redacted by mods] Danger Cafe!! What do you want in your drink??

That doesn't change how I feel!!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

but it was RoW! you should be glad I threw it at your head!

chicken nuggets!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I'm gonna run you through the meat grinder. You know what that'll make you, punk?

It was only one knighthood...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

YOU ARE BEING AN IRRESPONSIBLE RULER! I HEAR YOU ARE DUBBING PEOPLE AS KNIHGTS RANDOMLY IN THE STREETS!

 

Oklahoma, Texas, same thing.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

I told you that you were going the wrong way!

I'd rather eat my own belly button lint

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

come! eat this delicious pumpkin pie your mom made!

No comment.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

What do you put in those cookies?

I would like to destroy some evil today.

[Liahona]

How do you introduce yourself in new situations?

The number two. Obviously.

[Going_North_cal]

Eye Doctor: Number 1...? Or number 2...?

i just lit baskin robbins on fire.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?

No, i said Pokémon. WHY WOULD YOU THINK I SAID THAT?

[Going_North_cal]

You're going to Lolicon????? Have fun, I guess....

hi welcome to chilis. you want fries with that??

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

GAK, I NEED HELP! SOMEONE IS SHOOTING CARS IN THE PARKING LOT.

Well hello again Sandalman.

[The Sibling she/her]

There's no one here. Who are you talking to?

When I fell through the looking glass.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Ok, so you're telling me you saw talking rabbits, disappearing cats, insane men at tea parties, and caterpillars doing drugs... *sighs while rubbing forehead* ...and this all started with what again?

 

But... but it was shiny and perfect, and... and... just SO TEMPTING!!!

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

“And,” I told my ancestors, “that’s how I died, swallowing a perfect sphere in the hopes of becoming a radiant.”

Spoiler

My brain works in mysterious ways. 

Storming skaa. Rust and Ruin……