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[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Why does that marshmallow look silver?

 

expectations --> reality

[Szeth's Facepalm]

I was gonna get the highest tier of Year of Sanderson,  but i checked my finances and realized that i had just enough for the lowest. 

And for that, you can have it for free!

[Going_North_cal]

Why is there yellow liquid on this Paw Patrol plushy...?

Where did my wings go?

[Eluvianii he/him]

You said you have a question for the psychiatrist? 

Please, by all means. Let's start right now even. 

[Going_North_cal]

We have glue, we have duct tape, and we have feathers. We should turn you into a bird.

I take to the skies!!!

[Szeth's Facepalm]

The surgery was a success! The insides of your bones have been removed and you have wings! Fly, Doomslug, fly!

I cannot describe to you how much i hate that.

[Going_North_cal]

Bro. Check this out, there's teeth inside my cucumber!!!

*casually holds your hand for emotional support*

[Szeth's Facepalm]

My frog hat got a stain on it 

I thought you had it!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hey, where’d you put the gem containing all of the Unmade?

 

 *wail of emotional agony*     W H Y Y Y Y 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Hey man, I got you some hot chocolate

I hollow out my bones so I can fly better.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

So remind me, what's the purpose of this surgery again?

BOOMSLUG!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

what is your favorite food?

SCREENS!

[Going_North_cal]

Wow, check out those big squares on the buildings in time square, with flashing images.

The great Barrack Obama!!

Edited March 11, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Who was the brave warrior who slew Grendel?

Yeah, but the mayo is 200$ extra.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Do you want condiments on this McDonalds hamburger?

Who are you?

[Quivil]

Hello. I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

*eats sandwich anyway*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

that sandwich is made out of boogers. 

 

et moor chikin.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

NOOOO THE EVIL COW IS FOLLOWING US! WHAT DOES THAT SIGN HE HAS SAY?

Munchkin bubbles.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

what is your favorite food?

 

cho cho is a term of great respect.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Harry James Potter, what did you just call me?

When your co

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

you only have two last words. HEY THAT'S A THIRD ONE! 

 

what are you doing with my favorite sketchbook?

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Uhhhmmmm, what is this drawing of you and that guy from the daisy mart?

I swear, i thought it was a hat! No, really!

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Ummm...why are your pants on your head?

Well, no. I didn't kill him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

why is that guy DEAD on YOUR bed!

MMMMMM.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Pattern, why would you hum when i said I did not steal that shardblade???

... i thought it was fake blood??