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[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I'm going to need you to answer a few questions. First off, why were you digging around in that horse carcass? 

No! Please! I have a family!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And, You must eat it. *holds up slice of pizza*

Yes, I am very happy.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I'm so sorry about your mother... are you doing alright?

I know, right? There were twenty of the storming things!

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

How did this happen? Where did all these babies come from?

No, I do not want to. Lets go.

[Going_North_cal]

Flint and steel... Obsidiain... Wanna go to hell????

Dude. Dude! Dude!! DUDE!!! why.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Flint and steel... Obsidiain... Wanna go to hell????

Dude. Dude! Dude!! DUDE!!! why.

I ate your sandwich.

The answer is 42.

[Going_North_cal]

Life, The Universe, And Everything??

Who the hell is steve jobs.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*At funeral* . . . he was a father, a brother, a husband, and a son. Would anyone else like to say some words about our friend, who has moved on to a higher place?

Well what am I supposed to do about that?! I only had sixteen!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why did you only leave one cookie? there were enough for everybody!

Yes, I am totally that, not the strange dark creature lurking in the mirror.

[Liahona]

So, were you the man who called Ghostbusters?

My emergency?!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

*man bleeding out* So do you want to talk about your emergency?

I have found the donuts!

[Morningtide she/her]

Why are you standing on the counter with a party hat on your head?

I WILL RULE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Going_North_cal]

The Stones... I've found the- Wait, what are you doing with the all powerful Stones???

hehe. noodles : )

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What are you doing with those innocent baby cows?

For lo, It hath no point.

[Quivil]

Do you like my sword?

 

You... you squozened my shoulder! How could you!

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squozened = squeezed

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

How are you doing? *grabs shoulder*

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

[Liahona]

You're sure you want to leave? *ignores flying kitchen supplies and dodges a pot shot overhead*

Fine. *coughs violently*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I don't want to get you sick, so I'll leave.

Cough Drops!

[Liahona]

...What is in your ear?

I only kinda broke it.

[Going_North_cal]

See this? This is my heart. See how it's broken?? YOU DID THAT!

h a h a d e l i c i o u s m a c c y d s

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What is that? Why are you putting it in your mouth!

side note: what are maccyds @CalanoCorvus?

The dryer ate them!

[Going_North_cal]

10 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

side note: what are maccyds @CalanoCorvus?

 

(funny way to say McDonalds)

MY SHIRTS ARE IN TATTERS. TELL ME WHY.

who the fu- OH HI THERE!! *aggresively shakes hand*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

6 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

(funny way to say McDonalds)

Isn't it Mickey Dee's?

6 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

who the fu- OH HI THERE!! *aggresively shakes hand*

*screeches and drops from the ceiling*

heh heh.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Now, please tell me why you were hanging upside down by the shower curtain.

I had the Cake!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

My friend are you okay? You're looking a bit... covered-in-frosting.

How am I supposed to know?! Tim the enchanter maybe?