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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

gesp

lol.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

pooping penguins

SUMMON THE STORM!!!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

lol

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What should we do tonight?

*Pitched like a baseball from a tornado*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Here comes a meatball!

A-a-achoooo!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What did the doctor say?

I'm cured!!!

[Eluvianii he/him]

Oh crap, I think I mixed up your cold medicine and the arsenic. 

Yes I can. For a price. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

can you help me move this piano?

nothing is free.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Do you think I can become president?

WHAT IS THAT!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

*ant gestures to anteater* "It followed me home, can we keep it?"

*maniacal laughter*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW?

*Insert random monster here*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What is that thing?!

IT WASN'T ME!

[Quivil]

WHO SUMMONED A DEMON!

 

*throws book*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What is the worst thing you can do infront of a sanderfan?

MMMMMMM LIES

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

...Why is there a cryptic following me?

It just fell out of the sky one day.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

*a cryptic "walks" into a school*

MINE! ALL MINE!

Edit: ninja'd

Edited May 13, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[Liahona]

*turns to two friends* What's this green thingy? And no, Bob, don't go possessive.

*quietly* ahhhhh

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Okay so don't freak and be too loud, but... Tim the enchanter is on his way.

HISSSSSSS THIS ONE IS MINE HISSSSSSSSS

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What's going on, Ghanderflaffle?

It will plug into the sun!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Dude, you can't use a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the desert!! Where will you plug it in?!

So, to clear things up, that's not true. We're getting married tomorrow, not in the year 2097

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Why is there a event for the destruction of the world in 2097?

It is done

[Eluvianii he/him]

Dude, you can't go around killing anyone who disses on Syladin. 

Ah yes, with extra water please. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Would you like water?

Centaurs are insects

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What would break Alcatraz's brain?

0101010101001001111010101010101010100101010101

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Speak to my computer, please

Cryptic!