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[Quivil]

Do you want this fruit of questionable origin, age, and identity?

 

How dare you ask such an impertinent question!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Have your pants ever split while your wearing them?

祝你申日快乐 (It's happy birthday)

Edited May 11, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Liahona]

Mom, can you pick me up? I'm scared. Somehow I'm in China and these people are surrounding me and saying something I don't understand-

You wouldn't dare!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And I shall now ... eat your sandwich

Hungry!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Quarkbeast was...

POOPING PENGUINS !?!?!?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

It just exploded.

Rocket penguins

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What do you want to ride?

Kirby

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*sigh* What's for dinner this time...?

That hurt. Physically and emotionally.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Hoid throws you off of a building*

*Hoid and Matrim cauthon meet*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

did Matrim's dice (the player) go into the cosmere?

I AM INEVITIBLE!

[Quivil]

What's your favorite Brandon Sanderson quote?

 

I am calm, like the wind.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Where did the house go?

People!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

what's your least favorite word?

I KILLED HIM!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What did you do with my dog?

JOIN THE CULT NOW

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We write really long books!

I am unsure

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

You should go right near the rim of the volcano

INFINITE POWER

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And if you accept the deal now, you will get - 

No, I don't think so

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Has Malzeno sucked your life force.

*Goes flying from being smacked by a monster*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And with one final swipe - AUGH!

*stares in visible confusion*

[Liahona]

Look, sir, the truth is you're the chosen one (and that's why plants are growing out of your carpet) and we need you to come fight the cult of the bananas.

We have cookies!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So what do I get out of this deal?

THAT SMELLS WEIRD. LET ME EAT IT.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

what is this? *holds up giant blue waffle*

well duh...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Wait... you're a CAT?!

Oh my. That's quite scandalous.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

go look at doomie's first post on the shard.

I KILLED IT

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

6 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

go look at doomie's first post on the shard.

gesp