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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

This is your flight attendant speaking, we are going to have some turbulance.

Hair. HAIR! EVERYWHERE!

[Liahona]

What are you so upset about?

No. Never again.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Hey look, a stranger gave me some cookies. Want some?

How did you know I was hungry? Thanks! 

[Going_North_cal]

Dude, I found this baby outside the front door. What do we do with it-

Here's to the journey!!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Where did we get this baby elephant?

Please stop, it's starting to creep me out.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*starts lifting eyelids*

NOOOOO STOP DESTROYING ATLANTIS!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What's this big red button on the middle of the central mountain? *presses it* *mechanical voice* Earthquake generator, activated.

AHHHHHHHHH! IT'S HORRIBLE!

[Liahona]

Hey check out this song I wrote-

*raises eyebrow*

[Quivil]

Hello! Do you like my hat?

 

How dare!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

*percy jackson* This is my friend Rachel

$5439t73957638 and 46 scents

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

what does the diaper smell like?

 

the answer is one hundred pennies.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why do my nostrils whisper to me?

I don't speak english.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

what does aoghsoaizhgoeihjbo mean?

KEEEEEYBOOOOOOAAAARD STROOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEE!!!!!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

mbbn;vbjkbjbenoedbh!!!! uernjn32

talking Nostrils

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

who brought phineas and ferb in the room?

POLITICS.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Where do bad actors go?

stupid semi-physical quantum beings

[Liahona]

So, who are these friends of yours?

I'd rather pick flowers.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

do you wanna go read a Brandon Sanderson book?

SGHOSHGOIGH

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What was the name of that potion ingredient

Lead, very small rocks, and ducks

[Quivil]

What will you pay me for this shardblade?

*goes crazy* nApAlM iS dEfInItElY tHe ToOl FoR tHiS jOb

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Code red, code red, the library downtown is burning! All units respond immediately!

I don't like this, I don't agree with it, but I will accept it happily.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Would you like a Rosharan Chicken?

It's Aliiiiive!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*Wakes up* Good morning!

Calm down! I only ate four of them!

[Liahona]

WHERE DID MY SHOES GO, I'M GONNA BE LATE-

I hate everything about this.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

This plan is brilliant! we will dress you up as a clown, strap large slabs of meat on your head, and send you to swim the shark-infested waters around the secret base!

I found the Marbles!