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[Going_North_cal]

In one sentence, prove you're a Time Travelling Worldhopper.

Oh, my bad, bro, but next time, tell the cow to not be in the way of my snow plow.

[Quivil]

Could you not have, you know, stopped? When you saw it? How did you even fit a snow plough onto a tiny little car like that? And why do you even have it on your car right now? It's AUGUST!

 

What have I done.

Edited March 29, 2022 by Tani

[Szeth's Facepalm]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA I'VE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH SUGAR BEFORE THANK YOU TANI AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M GONNA GO CLIMB THE EIFEL TOWER HHHAHAHHAHAHAH I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY AHHHAHHAHAHAHA I LOVE SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Tchaikovsky YES! TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES.

[Going_North_cal]

Ugh I hate classical... wait whAT TH-

birds.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ENGINES???!!

You will die alone, with no loved ones to hear you scream.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Aww, what does this cute heart shaped note that someone left outside my door with a flower say?

So that's where the Nutella went!

[Eluvianii he/him]

Why does the pool smell like hazelnut?

Yes please, with a side of earthworms of you'd be so kind. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

so, do you want the fresh hair soup?

ABSOLUTELY!

[Quivil]

Are you absolutely sure you haven't had more than three cups of coffee today?

 

I'm ready. *strikes match*

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Tani dear, it's your turn to walk the dog!

Only in Berlin.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I think I say you on the news, was that you slaughtering people?

Che-e-e-e CHEEESE!

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

HELLLO CHUCKY-CHEESE. MY CHILDHOOOOD……. WAS RUINED BY YOU… *evil laugh* time to ruin yours you airsick lowlander.

Dude, you are a full grown adult, start acting like one…

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

he just farted haoifhsghsghoishg hahahahahaha! *snorts*

attack of the clones? don't you mean attack of the weak stormtroopers?

[Eluvianii he/him]

Can you help me roast the Attack of the Clones movie? 

If I had, you think I'd still be hanging around here? 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

So, have you decided to move?

Oh, that's where that comes from!

[Liahona]

And this is the poisoned vanilla dispenser!

That's... probably not a good idea....

[Going_North_cal]

Duuuuude, check out this dead cockatoo!!! Ima poke it :>

...And you think that was me?

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Someone killed a Doomslug and left its corpse on the floor!

 

Well. . . I mean. . . OK FINE I DID IT!

[Going_North_cal]

Hey, just letting you know, the orange juice is low

I don't care. Give him to me. He's mine.

[Morningtide she/her]

This squirrel is rabid!

PLEEEEAAAAASE?????????

Edited April 21, 2022 by Morningtide

[Liahona]

DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO KIDNAP THAT ELF

Uh.... sure...?

[Going_North_cal]

Would you like to try my homemade llama cakes? Made with organic llama!

No. Absolutely not. Never.

...

Ok fine.

[Liahona]

Hey. Hey kid. Want some chouta?

*scarred silence*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Where did that large submarine come from? We're in the middle of Nebraska!

 

stop SINGING OPERA!

[Going_North_cal]

raut ta tat ta ta ta ta ta ta taaaaa don't pee on the floor, use the commodoooree laaa la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa

 

I'll have a large number 9̴̨͙̜̮̟̣̣̤͖̌̊͌ with a side of d̸̡͍̣͖͙̺̭͐̒̈́͐̿͗̆̆͌͊͝e̴̞͙̼͐͆̈́̈́̒̌̒͝͝l̸̂͋̊̎͐͗̓ͅi̴̡̠̝̣̝̖̼̾ͅc̷̨̫̪͉̘̤̲̞̱̖̓̔̓͘į̸̡̖̯̱̠͇̿̾̊͐̆̆̇̚͜ö̷̧̠̟̹̱̣̣̰̳̣̐͝u̴̮̱̰̰̩̱͌͆͑̿͒̓̆͘s̴̛̩͎͇̠̞͈̹̝͗̏̿̕ ̸̙̗̏́͂̒́͋̆̍͊͑̀f̷̰͖̟̥͕͊̋ṛ̴̫̥̞̱̹̮̆̀͝i̶̪̞̾̎̉͘͘ę̵̯̘͇͚̙̳̲͖̊̍̓́́͊͋̋̈́̽s̸̨̯̬̖̥̝̜̩̩̲̈́̎̓̇͛̕. thank you!