Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I really need you to stop falsifying IQ scores, people are dropping out because of this.

I rather you stabbed me in the hip with a dagger.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Can I have some of that cake?

hey! Stop looking at me like that, it was the right thing to do… probably…

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You shot the stray puppy with a machine gun?

You were a couple digits off.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Pi cubed is 100,right?

Kilo Ren

[strmblsd he/him]

who is your father?

the Nazis 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Who do you aspire to lead?

Mouth Everest, of course!

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

52 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

the Nazis 

50 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Who do you aspire to lead?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Who do you aspire to lead?

Mouth Everest, of course!

What diving board do you wanna jump off of?

 The end of humanity.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

What is your goal in life?

A whole lot of pizza.

[Soulbinder she/her]

You sacrificed the unlimited possibilities of a Time Wish for what?

Almost getting eaten by an angry sentient tree.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

What’s better than a Deepwalker attack?

A pen and a feather.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve used to get out of prison?

 Twelve days. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What’s the longest time you’ve slept after saying you’re just gonna take a quick nap?

I have no comment.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Whose blood is that, and can I have some?

Absolutely, definitely, no holdbacks, no catches or twists. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

You promise her trapeze act will be a total failure? 

Eh. Ask me again tomorrow when the wind's blowing.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Are we gonna do this before the wind picks up?

It’s gone. I ate it.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

What happened to the liver for the organ transplant?

I’d say about four pounds. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

What would you say if I dumped a bunch of ice water on you?

Because water has weight.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Why are wool sweaters so light?

 you’re quite charismatic but only on Thursdays. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

How many days have I died well?

Fool! That will destroy us all! *throws pitchfork*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Can you stop touching that farming implement?

Because shoes. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why are your feet so weak?

I indulge in it quite often.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Where’d all the rubbing alcohol go? We need it to treat you.

That hurts inside.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

How's it feel to have internal bleeding? 

I've got about three folders' worth. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

How much gossip about Brandon's secret books do you have?

A shiny dragon of course