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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Wow, your house....certainly has a lot of frogs in it.

 

What the-why didn't you tell me this sooner?! This changes everything! Quick, change course! The aliens are in trouble!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

you know, those aliens you sent people to attack. they came to give all of us infinite chick fil a.

 

um... im pretty sure that isn't the proper use of a hammer.

[Going_North_cal]

RAAAAAA!!!!! *slams hammer into the dirt* GIVE ME BACK MY DOOOOOOOOG.

i am have the dumb but am also be the have of the smart. what you to say to the me?

[Eluvianii he/him]

I have an important task for you, but I'm not sure you would understand. 

Then I'll have to retaliate in full. Call the Squirrel squad! 

[Going_North_cal]

They stole... all of them. ALL OF THEM!!! ALL THE ACORNS, WALNUTS, CASHEWS, ALMONDS, PEANUTS, ALL OF THEM. GONE!

bigger is better!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So a universal catastrophe isn't big enough to attract her attention?

It involved a water bottle, one lizard, a mouse, a kid with an overactive imagination, and some dragons.

Edited July 31, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[The Isochronism he/him]

How was your day?

Maybe if you stole the metalminds he keeps hidden behind his dresser.

[Going_North_cal]

I need to get into his head... how?

normally, I would just steal some of his hair, but he's bald so... Anyone got any ideas?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

don't you want to have a pollyjuice potion of your uncle?

 

CHEESE

[The Isochronism he/him]

I need advice. I'm eating my cat, is there anything I should it it with?

That's just a theory. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I am a stick!

Well, it's obviously Einstein on a spit in the middle of Palpatine's bedroom.

[Going_North_cal]

Abstract art makes no sense... Do you understand this???

Welcome back, you're bored to death.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

can you guess what I'm thinking now that im back here?

 

such an eyesore!

[Quivil]

BEHOLD! My beautiful PLANT! What do you think?

 

Sometimes, people eat grass too.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Why do people keep comparing me to a cow?

 

Uh....... That'll do. I guess. Maybe.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I will not murder you, does that work as payment for mowing my lawn?

I will do it for twenty-three more rupees.

[The Isochronism he/him]

Can I hire you to break up with Zelda for me for 2 rupees?

 

Look! A rock!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What do you see on this stony hill?

tanned skin, tight navy blue jeans, tight white-gray button-up top, black trench coat, 23 years old

[The Isochronism he/him]

What did your first cat look like?

 

Not the future, that's for sure.

[Ranryu she/her]

When is the next "stuff your face with french fries" Day?

Well, the good news is that it can't smile creepily at us anymore.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY JACK-O'-LANTERN?!?!

 

GASP! All the food's completely gone!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I was just hired at a restaurant!

Now I shall rule you all!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Why is there a pumpkin on your head?

Ehh, ruling people was boring anyway.

[Ranryu she/her]

Surrender, Lord Ruler, or face the wrath of various rebels!

I'm not exactly sure, but you should call animal control just in case.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

MY TODDLER TOOK MY TOOTHBRUSH! WHAT DO I DO

A gorilla should take care of that