DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 8, 2020 Posted July 8, 2020 4 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said: It does have to be cosmere, at least for this one. Is there one where it doesn't need to be cosmere?
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted July 8, 2020 Posted July 8, 2020 11 hours ago, RadiantDramaQueen said: Is there one where it doesn't need to be cosmere? Not right now, but if people are interested then we might do one later that's non cosmere. 1
+Sorana she/her Posted July 8, 2020 Posted July 8, 2020 16 hours ago, RadiantDramaQueen said: Is there one where it doesn't need to be cosmere? We actually had that a while ago, if I remember correctly.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted July 10, 2020 Posted July 10, 2020 If one more person volunteers by the end of the day we can start.
SirWolfe Posted July 10, 2020 Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said: If one more person volunteers by the end of the day we can start. Who's signed up as who at this point?
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted July 10, 2020 Posted July 10, 2020 On 7/3/2020 at 5:25 PM, Ghanderflaffle said: Tournament 1 Applicants (with Ghanderflaffle as overlord for the whole thing ): Reveal hidden contents @hoiditthroughthegrapevine as Ishi'Elin @John203 as Talenelat'Elin @Gears as Rock @Truthless of Shinovaras Waxillium Ladrain @Lunamor as Wayne @Sorana as Gaotona @Matrim's Dice as Dalinar @Kings_way as Sixth of the Dusk @SirWolfe as Sigzil @Toaster Retribution as Jenet @RadiantDramaQueen as Spook 4 hours ago, SirWolfe said: Who's signed up as who at this point? @AonEne this seems like something you might enjoy? If I can get twelve dividing people off for rounds is easier. 3
AonEne he/him Posted July 11, 2020 Posted July 11, 2020 On 7/10/2020 at 1:00 PM, Ghanderflaffle said: This seems like something you might enjoy? It is, I've done it in the past, but I can't join something with dependent timing at the moment. Sorry...
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted July 11, 2020 Posted July 11, 2020 (edited) Sorry, I’m pretty busy at the moment. Plus, you don’t want to read whatever terrible rap/poem I come up with Edited July 11, 2020 by The Awakened Salad
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 @Ashspren, @Danex, @Gears, @Shard of Reading, @Kings_way, @Hentient, @Quitecontrary, @Channelknight Fadran, @Enter a username, @The truthwatcher, We need 1 more person or 5 more people (preferably) before the best thing going on the shard can keep going. You'd all be great! It's a ton of fun, hope you'll all sign up!
dannnex male Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 Honestly I want to, but I don’t have a ton of time while I’m finishing my classes, and I’m solely on mobile for the time being. Maybe I’ll do the next one, these look really fun. 1
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 Totally, it's super fun hope you sign up @The Second Post! I meant to tag you earlier, I think you'd be great at this too @RadiantDramaQueen.
Lunamor she/her Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 If we can't find someone else, I'd be fine with dropping out so that the numbers are even.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 @Emi did you want to participate?
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Lunamor said: If we can't find someone else, I'd be fine with dropping out so that the numbers are even. If we can’t get someone by tomorrow evening we’ll play with odd numbers, but one group will be uneven.
Hen she/her Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 I could play, this looks like fun! is it to late? If not ill be Pattern. 1
Kings_way he/they Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 @Ghanderflaffle, I think we have enough now.
Emi she/her Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 6 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: @Emi did you want to participate? I don't recall I wanted to. I'm not good at roasting.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 (edited) Let's get going! Participants are: Spoiler @hoiditthroughthegrapevine as Ishi'Elin @John203 as Talenelat'Elin @Gears as Rock @Truthless of Shinovaras Waxillium Ladrain @Lunamor as Wayne @Sorana as Gaotona @Matrim's Dice as Dalinar @Kings_way as Sixth of the Dusk @SirWolfe as Sigzil @Toaster Retribution as Jenet @RadiantDramaQueen as Spook @Hentient as Pattern This is going to be run like Ashspren's original plan, so you can read the first post in this thread for that. I am going to take the top two winners in the first three rounds though. The first round is going to be @hoiditthroughthegrapevine as Ishi'Elin, @Sorana as Gaotona, @Gears as Rock, and @Hentient as Pattern. Your roasts are due on Wednesday, July 14. If that doesn’t work for you let me know, good luck to everyone! Edited July 12, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle 6
Channelknight Fadran Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!! ... What is this place? 1
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Channelknight Fadran said: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!! ... What is this place? This is where Sharders amaze each other with eloquent rhyming skills, written from the POV of a (often obscure) fan-favorite character (or maybe Moash) in attempts to win honor, glory and upvotes. This is the 17th Shard Cosmere Rap Battle. 1
Hen she/her Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 (edited) Phew, here we go. I hate being mean. Spoiler Hmmmmmmm Is this a Rap battle I smell? Well of course not smell, But I can Tell. You want to step into My ring? Ill knock you all out, One, Two, and Three. (Metaphorically) Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor? What Kind of name is that? A poem that no one can pronounce, no verse, Its a curse! You say you cant Fight? Ill bring this lie to light. Do you see your height, your sight, your might? can't? More like won't, am I right? You Prefer to cook, Why don't you take page from Kaladins book? Step up to the plate, Do those things that you hate. Ishar, They say that you're lucky Is that why you're all grubby Underneath all that professed glory you are a true traitor Have fun answering to your creator. You're the leader of the Bondsmiths Is that why you left the humans to fend for themselves? It seems abandonment is simply in your nature. You repeatedly gave us false hope, then left us alone to cope. You think Honor would be proud? No. He'd denounce you out loud. They call you lucky number ten, but you have forsaken thousands of fellow spren. Gaotona, you old man no offence, but you're a tad deadpan You commissioned a new emperor You claim you had good intentions But I think its you who needs a true intervention. Mr. High and mighty, What are you hiding? A real man wouldn't need to pretend to be providing. props to you for the lie you "Created" But it cost more then you calculated. You show yourself to be a master of Art, But you lack the talented part. I am an Idea, something you would call a spren Few things rhyme with spren so let me try again, I'm something you cant even comprehend, so lets bring this battle to an end. While you're over there, faking, waiting and Hating, Ill say again, No Mating! Edited July 14, 2020 by Hentient 6
dannnex male Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 That was good! Also now I’m thinking about what Patterns reaction would be if he actually met the soulstamped emperor. Like, that’s probably one of the best Lies ever created.
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