Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles

[Fezzik]

After 2 weeks, am I allowed to double post?

[FatherTiempo he/him]

I usually just edit my previous post, but I'm still not too sure about double posting etiquette

[AonEne he/him]

After two weeks, you’re fine. 

[I think I am here. he/him]

Agreed, either way this needs a bump up. The Roasting must continue

@John203

Edited December 21, 2019 by Ookla the Maybe-Existent

[Rushu42 she/her]

Am I supposed to do another roast? Sorry. Here's a quick haiku.

Scadrial shall win

Larkins are overrated

You pathetic pet.

@John203 @Paranoid King

[Fezzik]

Are we going to resume during the new year, then?

[AonEne he/him]

On 10/29/2019 at 5:46 PM, John203 said:

Scadrians--filthy to everyone--bring worldhoppers bad names. Bad worldhopping brings everyone to filthy Scadrial.

 

On 11/23/2019 at 8:06 PM, Rushu42 said:

Scadrial shall win

Larkins are overrated

You pathetic pet.

Both of the miniroasts have been posted, so now all that's needed is the judgement.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

No. 1 !!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Should one of us make a poll?

[AonEne he/him]

Neither of the judges have been on the Shard in months, so I think that would be a good idea. 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScyBSQjpqWa88fxIrHx7VgUCMVTBF1BwGOoZRXolef13Sn4cg/viewform?usp=sf_link

Tadaa! That probably worked.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Let's get the next one started. @Ark1002 as Kelsier and @I think I am here. as Teft are next I believe. Would having them in Tuesday be reasonable? That would be the 3rd I believe.

[I think I am here. he/him]

6 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Let's get the next one started. @Ark1002 as Kelsier and @I think I am here. as Teft are next I believe. Would having them in Tuesday be reasonable? That would be the 3rd I believe.

Actually, this one was already announced. I posted my reply here, but I don’t think Ark did.

[+Sorana she/her]

I'm glad this is back!

[FatherTiempo he/him]

9 hours ago, Sorana said:

I'm glad this is back!

It is the thread that will never die.

[Ashspren]

1 hour ago, FatherTiempo said:

It is the thread that will never die.

I'm so glad... this is like my child.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

22 hours ago, I think I am here. said:

Actually, this one was already announced. I posted my reply here, but I don’t think Ark did.

My mistake. @Ark1002 can you get yours in by Tuesday then?

So far I believe the score is Scadrial-1, Roshar-1 with the current finalists, if we need them, being me for Scadrial as Jak and FT for Roshar as Jasnah.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Gonna do this so I’m not triple posting.

Stuff from before: Alright, with as much time as we all have now, I'm reviving this thing! I believe it’s been long enough for me to double post, so tada. As Ark never responded, I’m going to have to give this point to Roshar. So @I think I am here. as Teft wins! (It was still a good roast.)

Roshar - 2, Scadrial - 1

I'm going to remake the poll as Tiempo seems to have fallen inactive. (I hadn’t checked before.) 

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf-My6K9vWul6lYKMaU_SkeIreVegye_VelijxErEFTPMsI_A/viewform?usp=sf_link

Both mini roasts are quoted above, so you can reread those.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I still refuse to let this thing die, so here we go! 

Rushu won the mini roast as Steris, which means that the teams are now tied 2 to 2!

The survivors for each team are:

Roshar:

1. @Ghanderflaffle as Jak

2. @Rushu42 as Steris

 

Scadrial:

1. @FatherTiempo as Jasnah

2. @I think I am here. as Teft

Tiempo appears to have fallen inactive and I would like to run this without bias, so unless somebody would like to sub in for both of us this will be the final roast. If we get 2 people to sub in they will compete against each other as Jasnah and Jak. For now, the (possibly) final round will be between:

@I think I am here. as Teft and @Rushu42 as Steris! You both get a week and a half to finish your roasts, so Saturday, June 20th Is the deadline. If this doesn’t work for you just let me know! Good luck to you both!

[SirWolfe]

@Ghanderflaffle I think I could sub in as Jak, if need be.

[Rushu42 she/her]

Oh, hey, it's been a while since I thought of this thread. Thanks for reviving it! I'll do my best not to let the team down.

Edited June 9, 2020 by Rushu42
Autocorrect because I'm typing on my phone

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

7 hours ago, SirWolfe said:

@Ghanderflaffle I think I could sub in as Jak, if need be.

Got it! If I can get somebody to be Jasnah we will do that round as well.

[Lunamor she/her]

6 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Got it! If I can get somebody to be Jasnah we will do that round as well.

I'd be happy to sub in as Jasnah!

[+Sorana she/her]

I'm so glad to see this is more active again!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

6 hours ago, Lunamor said:

I'd be happy to sub in as Jasnah!

Thanks Luna! Once the current round is over we’ll have a round between @Lunamor as Jasnah and @SirWolfe as Jak. The winners of both round will roast each other if the teams stay even in points.