Toaster Retribution he/him Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, Ashspren said: @Julio, about 33 hours left! In other words, you can take all the time you need (as long as it isn’t 34+ hours, if so your’e screwed). Edited August 23, 2018 by Toaster Retribution 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 Unfortunately, @Julio won’t be able to participate in this round! So... that means that we get out first use of the “pinch hitters”... @Ark1002? You’re in, representing Nale! I will reset the timer to 48 hours, but will send out the survey as soon as you post your rap. Good luck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 I was kinda hoping I wouldn't have to do this... I'll try, but I am sorry for my terrible work. I know it will be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Ark1002 said: I'll try, but I am sorry for my terrible work. I know it will be. Nah, I’m sure it will be great. Nale is a good character. Edited August 23, 2018 by Toaster Retribution 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post +Ark1002 Posted August 23, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) I'm done! Spoiler I'm Nale, all hail, herald and skybreaker! I can manipulate gravity, divide with style, once I'm done you'll all be a big dust pile! Jak? More like quack. You're a maniac, intelligence is what you lack! Oh wow, you can burn tin. That doesn't help if you were born in a bin! Sazed, Harmony, Hero of Ages? All you ever did was turn pages! You don't deserve to be God, how you got there is flawed. You were a Feruchemist steward. But when you fought Marsh you nearly got skewered! Kelsier, you're a bit harder, but we know how you regard her. You taught Vin something 'bout trust, but you? You're nearly as useful as rust! Survivor of Death? How did you get that name? Imprisoning yourself? How lame! I am a herald, I've got thousands of years. You three are only alive 'cause of your peers! Come on! Kelsier died because of some spears? I'm nearly a god, I can make in a day your life's worth in spheres! That wasn't as torturous as I expected! Edited August 23, 2018 by Ark1002 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 All right, here's the link: https://goo.gl/forms/T9JcKDKSTyWBKWJF3 VOTE VOTE VOTE! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 I am offended! It said Julio did the roasting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 AHHHHH! I forgot to change it!!! @Ark1002 I fixed it. So so so sorry! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 I was kidding. I thought that was on purpose... as I was a "pinch hitter". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 This has been a stupendous round of roasts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Ark1002 said: I was kidding. I thought that was on purpose... as I was a "pinch hitter". I’m going to put the pinch hitter’s names, as they were the ones doing the roasting. You should get the credit, after all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 If I won (I won't, this is hypothetical), what would happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Ark1002 said: If I won (I won't, this is hypothetical), what would happen? You would continue, representing Nale. And don’t say that just yet! You don’t know what’s going to happen! Edited August 24, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedanceroftheDawn she/her Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 @Ark1002 That was so good! You’re a lot better than you think! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Can I sign up yet to be on the reserved list for tournament three as a mistwraith? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, Silva said: Can I sign up yet to be on the reserved list for tournament three as a mistwraith? You can totally be on the reserved list, but I’m not going to reserve characters. Is that okay with you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Ashspren said: You can totally be on the reserved list, but I’m not going to reserve characters. Is that okay with you? Works for me. Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 25 minutes ago, EdgedanceroftheDawn said: @Ark1002 That was so good! You’re a lot better than you think! Even if I was good, the others were better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 @Ark1002 Told you it would be good :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furamirionind Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Ark1002 said: Even if I was good, the others were better. I am truly impressed by how amazing these have been so far. First round and second. Not everyone can make it to the finals, but I think everyone was that good. Everyone who created a "roast" is a winner in my book. Even if I read one that I though was horrible (which I haven't), they would still be a winner. It is easy to criticise our own work, not realizing how ingenious it was. In my opinion, that is what helps us get better... But it is still good to realize at least some level of ingenousness. : ) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 12 hours ago, Toaster Retribution said: @Ark1002 Told you it would be good :-) I don't believe you. You're all lying, my work sucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 On 8/23/2018 at 9:53 AM, Ark1002 said: I am a herald, I've got thousands of years. You three are only alive 'cause of your peers! Come on! Kelsier died because of some spears? You are being way too hard on yourself, these lines are CLASSIC! Youch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 12 upvotes? There was twelve upvotes on that post! THat did not deserve 12 upvotes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 The winner of that round is... @Archer, with Allomancer Jak! Congratulations! This next round, we have... @Inklingspren, with Odium! @Edgedancer Jak, with Lift! @Sorana, with Shai! @hoiditthroughthegrapevine, with Mraize! Good luck! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Odium, Lift and Mraize. Definitily some worthy opponents... *starts thinking* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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