You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Shard of Reading he/him]

All I can do is the hobbit. And not even close to that level of sheer word count, and accuracy.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you see a character in WOT named Wit and think that Hoid is doing his thing again.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

this is how you prove you are a sanderfan: 

supercalafragilistickexpialidocious. 

[GoWibble he/him]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

this is how you prove you are a sanderfan: 

supercalafragilistickexpialidocious. 

supercalafragilifireexpialidocious

[Quivil]

6 hours ago, GoWibble said:

supercalafragilifireexpialidocious

why is there a fire in the middle of your word?

[Fezzik]

Because the previous poster had stick in the middle, so wibble was showing thaidakar what the word could be, if it weren't so focused on being a stick.

[Quivil]

Oh!

[AonEne he/him]

When you look back on your yearbook and realize your fellow Sanderfan teacher wrote this in his message to you: 

Quote

Sometimes the storms bring pain, but sometimes they recharge you too. I know you can make it! 

I'll have to check in with him next year and see if he's finished RoW  

And see if the other teacher has finished WoA, and if the other other teacher ever read Rithmatist, and if the librarians have gotten into him yet... 

[Cheyenne Sedai she/her]

16 hours ago, AonEne said:

When you look back on your yearbook and realize your fellow Sanderfan teacher wrote this in his message to you: 

I'll have to check in with him next year and see if he's finished RoW  

And see if the other teacher has finished WoA, and if the other other teacher ever read Rithmatist, and if the librarians have gotten into him yet... 

Wow, thats great that your teachers read and are fans of Brandons books

[Quivil]

I have corrupted my best friend. She just started the Stormlight Archive.

Best part is, she identified Kaladin's depression and PTSD long before the Honor Chasm. She's at the spot where the soldiers have to help carry the bridge because too many bridgemen died. I think this is after the first run.

[Mage he/him]

When the Ghostbloods are hunting you. I mean, call me paranoid but I swear I see their symbol on cars driving around town. 

[Quivil]

22 minutes ago, Mage said:

When the Ghostbloods are hunting you. I mean, call me paranoid but I swear I see their symbol on cars driving around town. 

They're probably in your yard, too. Didn't you know that's what those extra-pointy clover are?

[Eluvianii he/him]

When the sky is falling down and you see the faintest shape of a face in the clouds. 

Also, you know you're among sanderfans when you don't need to specify any further. 

[Jondesu he/him]

You suffer from CII: Cosmere-Induced Insomnia. Otherwise known as the speedbubble placed around you without your knowledge while you finish a Sanderlanche.

[Quivil]

I dreamed I was on the Shard last night.

[Frustration]

46 minutes ago, Tani said:

I dreamed I was on the Shard last night.

I don't think anyone can beat that.

[Quivil]

Wait actually it was night before last.

It was kinda weird.

[Malim he/him]

When you're out with friends and order a Goldschlagger even though you hate it just in case you can burn the flakes...

[GoWibble he/him]

On 6/29/2021 at 10:03 AM, Mage said:

When the Ghostbloods are hunting you. I mean, call me paranoid but I swear I see their symbol on cars driving around town. 

Nice. I got it, by the way

[Mage he/him]

14 hours ago, GoWibble said:

Nice. I got it, by the way

We all know that Mitushbi is just a front company for the earth branch of the Ghostbloods. It’s a right convenient way to keep surveillance on the whole world, selling cars. 

[AonEne he/him]

On 7/5/2021 at 2:10 PM, Frustration said:

I don't think anyone can beat that.

I can tie with it  

When meeting up with Sharders all week is one of the best things you've done all summer. 

When reading Dragonsteel Prime is another of those best things. 

And when you're sad you can't go to JordanCon. Next year... 

[Frustration]

7 hours ago, AonEne said:

When meeting up with Sharders all week is one of the best things you've done all summer. 

Who'd you meet?

7 hours ago, AonEne said:

When reading Dragonsteel Prime is another of those best things. 

Wait ho-, Oh, Utah 

[AonEne he/him]

12 hours ago, Frustration said:

Who'd you meet? 

@Channelknight Fadran, @DancingQueen, @Vapor, @Condensation, @Mist, @Zephrun's Imperium, @Tesh, @Tani, @Doomstick and @FriarFritz. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

13 minutes ago, AonEne said:

@Channelknight Fadran, @DancingQueen, @Vapor, @Condensation, @Mist, @Zephrun's Imperium, @Tesh, @Tani, @Doomstick and @FriarFritz. 

I WAS SUMMONED.

When you go to a writing camp full of Sanderfans, meet some Sharders, write a Sanderson fanfic, and this results in you obsession with the Cosmere getting rekindled.

And then you climb on the roof while wearing your mistcloak because it's smoky outside and there's literally ash falling from the sky. 

I also jumped on the trampoline while wearing it, which I highly recommend.

When you get your stuff from the Kickstarter and then put all of the stuff you can up on your corkboard.

Edited July 19, 2021 by Tesh

[AonEne he/him]

3 hours ago, Tesh said:

write a Sanderson fanfic

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