You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Quivil]

2 minutes ago, Frustration said:

You completly missed the reference.

Nah I didnt. Princess Bride.

But chasmfiends are funner than giant rats

[+Doomstick he/him]

and also people generally don't quote posts from half a decade ago

[Quivil]

I just happened to be reading those.

Edited March 29, 2021 by Tani

[Chinkoln he/him]

When you walk up to a stranger and say “My Smedy talent is randomly saying obscure yet accurate things.”

[Liahona]

41 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

When you walk up to a stranger and say “My Smedy talent is randomly saying obscure yet accurate things.”

This is being stolen, I am saying it to every stranger I meet from now on.

[Chinkoln he/him]

15 minutes ago, Ari(ana) said:

This is being stolen, I am saying it to every stranger I meet from now on.

I don’t even care

Please, I want someone else to do this. 
Please.

I beg you.

Please.

[Quivil]

On 7/7/2020 at 9:46 PM, Dawnbearer said:

Also, I just read the mid-20 chapters of Hero of Ages last night, so:

When you laugh giddily in the middle of the night just because Hoid's name shows up as a little easter egg, and then nearly cry when you realize Vin barely even interacts with him.

When you (secret history spoiler)

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get SO MAD at Kelsier because it was ALL HIS FAULT that Vin didn;t talk to Hoid!

 

[Bejarden he/him]

56 minutes ago, Tani said:

When you (secret history spoiler)

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get SO MAD at Kelsier because it was ALL HIS FAULT that Vin didn;t talk to Hoid!

 

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That’s not the worst part Kelsier had a chance to learn something from Hoid and he said no.

He just really hates the Drifter

 

[Liahona]

When you see that the official wiki is called the Coppermind and you have to remind youself that (Mistborn era 1 spoiler)

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Ruin is defeated so he's not gonna change the info in there.

Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you are not above bribery to steal back your Bridge Four egg.

[Quivil]

When you spend a whole day sewing yourself a safehand glove (because you are a darkeyes and havah's sleeves annoy you) then proceed to wear it to school.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

YKYASW you realize that you can use Mistborn as an example in a biology project and citing the Coppermind makes you irrationally happy.

[Frustration]

4 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

YKYASW you realize that you can use Mistborn as an example in a biology project and citing the Coppermind makes you irrationally happy.

You have my attention

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

We're talking about how mutations in DNA lead to differences in a person's phenotypes. Because obviously when a person Snaps, it's their DNA that changes, not their Soul. 

[Random Bystander she/her]

When you walk down the street, notice your neighbor has a Mitsubishi, and the first thing you think is that your neighbor is a Ghostblood. 

[Bejarden he/him]

3 hours ago, Random Bystander said:

When you walk down the street, notice your neighbor has a Mitsubishi, and the first thing you think is that your neighbor is a Ghostblood. 

Happened to me to!

I then proceeded to run away

[Random Bystander she/her]

3 hours ago, Bejardin1250 said:

Happened to me to!

I then proceeded to run away

I just pretended I hadn't noticed, and briskly walked away. While listening to the Graphic Audio recording of Alcatraz Vs. the Evil Librarians. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When your teacher mentions listening to an audiobook and noticing Sanderson in the recommended, then she proceeds to marvel at the fact that the audiobook is 48 hours long.

[Ishar]

2 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

When your teacher mentions listening to an audiobook and noticing Sanderson in the recommended, then she proceeds to marvel at the fact that the audiobook is 48 hours long.

Unless "in the recommended" is your way of saying "after I repeatedly recommend it," I am disappointed that you allowed your teacher to have to find it on their own. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

2 hours ago, Ishar said:

Unless "in the recommended" is your way of saying "after I repeatedly recommend it," I am disappointed that you allowed your teacher to have to find it on their own. 

I’ve also repeatedly recommended it. Mainly by using one of his books for our quarterly book projects.

[Ishar]

On 4/6/2021 at 4:55 PM, Ghanderflaffle said:

I’ve also repeatedly recommended it. Mainly by using one of his books for our quarterly book projects.

Nice. I first read The Way of Kings as part of a book project for school a few years ago, and we had to present a timeline of major events (using google slides), and my presentation was like 20 slides long while everyone else who didn't read epic fantasy had like 6 slides.

[Argus the Awful he/him]

I went to NC this spring and had real seafood for the first time, and I was sure the waiter was serving me cremling instead of shrimp

[+CallsignZen she/her]

this is among the most relatable memes:

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[Liahona]

When you catch the Big Horse in The LEgend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and name it Ryshadium

[BenduLuke he/him]

On 4/27/2015 at 9:39 PM, Shattered said:

When it's impossible to read other fantasy because they never provide enough justification or explanation of the magic system(s).

Try going to Recluse. Also written by a Utahn. Be careful order is pretty challenging and takes time to establish.

On 4/28/2015 at 9:11 AM, mail-mi said:

You know you're an LDS Sanderfan when you wish that Moroni had started the Golden Plates with "I write these words in gold, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted." 

No Nephi says they need Brass plates to ensure they have the truth then makes gold plates to enrich the future because only on metal plates can truth be preserved to ensure your people wont lose it and the truth should be as rich as possible.

Your a Sander fan when you hear the word Legion and think of someone out of their mind. Vindication also makes you think of revolvers.

Do you think Harry Callahan called his revolver vindication?