You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Lecky Twig she/her]

I'm a lurcher (according to a random misting test I took) Yay. If only I could access my supposed powers...

[Frustration]

3 hours ago, Lecky Twig said:

I'm a lurcher (according to a random misting test I took) Yay. If only I could access my supposed powers...

Well, first you need to snap, Inflicting severe physical trauma should work, then eat Iron.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

 

I'd say I've been snapped a few times; few bones, few ligaments, a tendon. I've also snapped many things, such as a wooden spoon (when someone hit me with it). Does red meat count as iron? Like Vin's luck at the beginning of FE. Except I have an iron deficiency soo I don't think I have enough to fuel any luck at the moment. Welp. 

Edited January 18, 2021 by Lecky Twig

[AonEne he/him]

When you have a dream about you and Rysn protecting Hoid from Odium so he could read RoW memes (yes, really).

When you put on lots of layers and even goggles to go out on a four-wheeler drive, and compare it to Shardplate.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you actually write the beginning of a composition and realize that you've done a Tien nostalgia.

[I Just Shard Myself!]

When you don’t remember eating corn last night and your mind immediately jumps to...SOULCAST!

 

When you are in the midst of an argument with your wife and you suddenly wonder, “Did she just hum to derision!?!?”

 

When you purchase her engagement ring based mostly on how much stormlight it could hold. 

 

When you imagine your asthma inhaler recharges your Radiant powers...the surge of breathing. 

 

When you get dressed to go out on the town, take one final look at yourself in the mirror and think...MATE FORM!!!

 

When you refer to your girlfriend’s lower back tattoo as her ‘Smash Brand’

 

When you realize a cross-over 007/Mr. and Mrs. Smith spy film would not only be super exciting, but could be titled “Bond-Smith”

 

When you open the door to public toilets using your stretched out shirt sleeve....and refer to the practice as ‘Using your Safe hand.’

 

When you, as a guy, only ‘read’ Sanderson audiobooks and justify it as Vorinism. 
 

When your girl wants fast food, asks you if McDonald’s is ok, and you imperiously respond, “No! The Way of Kings!” 
 

When you constantly refer to your 401K plan as your ‘Investiture.’

 

When your wife asks why you left the bed UNMADE and you blame Odium.

Edited January 19, 2021 by I Just Shard Myself!

[Frustration]

@I Just Shard Myself! You can edit your previous post, posting multiple times in a row is not something the Shard likes.

[I Just Shard Myself!]

Noted. Sorry if I caused you any @Frustration. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Oh no.

Even the newbies are doing it...

[I Just Shard Myself!]

1 hour ago, AonDii said:

Oh no.

Even the newbies are doing it...

Ahhh, but I’m an old soul...

[Rushu42 she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you hold long internal debates over whether using a Copper mind would be cheating on a test. 

I'm prepared to have this discussion with anyone who asks.

Edit: actually, I'm starting that thread. Come debate with me if you're interested.

Edited January 19, 2021 by Rushu42

[Frustration]

10 hours ago, AonDii said:

Oh no.

Even the newbies are doing it...

there are three ways you could be saying this

1. The newbies are multiposting, which always happens
2. The newbies are commenting on me being Frustrated, or using usernames in conversation
3. I'm the newbie and arguing against multiposting

Which is it?

[Voidspawn he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you start adding spices on to your chicken

 

When you accept The Way of Kings as religious text.

Edited January 19, 2021 by Voidspawn
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[+Doomstick he/him]

11 minutes ago, Frustration said:

The newbies are commenting on me being Frustrated, or using usernames in conversation

This one.

[I Just Shard Myself!]

10 minutes ago, AonDii said:

This one.

I’m just super glad someone was there to reign in my funny posts. It would be a real nightmare if separate jokes were in separate posts. 

[Ishar]

When you return to this thread after a notification for receiving a reputation point on a post on page 269 from June 2019. Do people actually go through threads like these to give reputation to posts that are that old? 

 

Edit: To the person who gave that post another reputation point after I posted this, well played.

Edited January 19, 2021 by Ishar

[Shard of Reading he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ishar said:

When you return to this thread after a notification for receiving a reputation point on a post on page 269 from June 2019. Do people actually go through threads like these to give reputation to posts that are that old? 

They might be reading this thread.

[NameIess]

YKYASFWY mistake Nightbot for Nightblood.

[Ishar]

24 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

They might be reading this thread.

This thread is 355 pages. I find it difficult to believe that anybody reads through all 355 pages of this thread, but even if they do, I find it hard to believe that they still have reputation points leftover when they reach page 269. 

[AonEne he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ishar said:

This thread is 355 pages. I find it difficult to believe that anybody reads through all 355 pages of this thread, but even if they do, I find it hard to believe that they still have reputation points leftover when they reach page 269. 

Nah, I've read through longer. This thread has quality stuff on it, it'd be one of the easier ones to read all the way through. They're probably doing it over multiple days, as well; I did, and it was only like 200 pages (including the first thread) then. 

[Ishar]

5 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Nah, I've read through longer. This thread has quality stuff on it, it'd be one of the easier ones to read all the way through. They're probably doing it over multiple days, as well; I did, and it was only like 200 pages (including the first thread) then. 

I feel like some people ought to be mildly concerned over the amount of time they spend on this site... (although I think there are far more people who should be concerned time spent on social media as a whole I guess, at least the people on here can read more than a page of text without becoming bored or distracted).

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, Ishar said:

When you return to this thread after a notification for receiving a reputation point on a post on page 269 from June 2019. Do people actually go through threads like these to give reputation to posts that are that old? 

 

Edit: To the person who gave that post another reputation point after I posted this, well played.

the same happened to me!

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

5 hours ago, Voidspawn said:

When you accept The Way of Kings as religious text.

But... Sanderson’s works are religious texts...

[Frustration]

1 hour ago, Ishar said:

I feel like some people ought to be mildly concerned over the amount of time they spend on this site... (although I think there are far more people who should be concerned time spent on social media as a whole I guess, at least the people on here can read more than a page of text without becoming bored or distracted).

I have a problem...

(Though the rep was not me)

[Cheyenne Sedai she/her]

On 4/21/2015 at 8:26 PM, Kestrel said:

The first topic got locked for too many replies and I was like "oh my god. I killed it."

In any case.

Also, when you and your friends' humor consists of Cosmere pun-based humor.

And when you're gonna get your band director to read Mistborn. Will keep you updated on that feat.

I wish that would happen with me and my irl friends.