You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Truthwatcher at the Rim she/her]

On 12/14/2020 at 3:19 PM, weiss_kwispies said:

They are now your squire 

Except that he's a Windrunner and I'm a Truthwatcher... not quite sure how that works 

[Flying she/her]

When you somehow think that today is December 17th and are confused/disappointed because the livestream hasn't started yet, only to realize that it is only the 15th and all day long you were hyping yourself up for something that is actually in two days. 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

On 11/9/2020 at 0:07 PM, Chasmgoat said:

I have a huge plot going on right now that should result in at least 10 people in my grade reading cosmere

hehe. I got my friend to start reading it and since he is pretty popular it might spread a bit and this should work out. I already have 1 other person thinking about reading it.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Waking up excited because its December 17th.

Then remembering timezones exist. 

And starts sniffling in remorse because you cant swallow some cadmium and become a pulser. 

[Flyingbooks]

When you carve your final project for Latin class into aluminum foil because anything not written in metal can not be trusted.

[NameIess]

When you wonder what part 1 was.

[Captain Mink Kits]

every time you hear the word storm you think of the Stormlight Archive

every time you hear the word mist you think of Mistborn

 

 

[Captain Mink Kits]

Every time you hear the word Parliament, you think of Elend Venture

Every time you hear the word psycho or psychopath, you think of Kelsier

[Frustration]

@Captain Mink Kits it's shard practice to edit your preevious post instead of posting twice.

[Flyingbooks]

When you try to sneak subtle Cosmere references into your assignments for school.

[Scarletfox]

When you find a bent coin on the ground, and immediately look around for coinshots.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

11 hours ago, Flyingbooks42 said:

When you try to sneak subtle Cosmere references into your assignments for school.

When you blatantly toss them into the project, but are still disappointed by the fact that nobody notices them.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Sarcastic said:

When you blatantly toss them into the project, but are still disappointed by the fact that nobody notices them.

When you become depressed because you can't come up with anyway to fit cosmere into your essays.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Bored said:

When you become depressed because you can't come up with anyway to fit cosmere into your essays.

You need to try harder, there's always a way. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Sarcastic said:

When you blatantly toss them into the project, but are still disappointed by the fact that nobody notices them.

when you base your finals completely around sanderson references and possibly convert your teacher.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Sarcastic said:

there's always a way.

*another secret

[Shard of Reading he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Sarcastic said:

You need to try harder, there's always a way. 

I know that, it's just that I can't really put cosmere references into a essay on colonialism in Africa.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

sure you can. just say that they moved to Africa after

oathbringer (don't need this, but I always am careful)

Spoiler

they destroyed their homeland using surgebinding.

 

[Gak he/him]

when your average written response is one sentence, but they ask you to write about your favorite book, so they get an essay instead.

[Frustration]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Bored said:

I know that, it's just that I can't really put cosmere references into a essay on colonialism in Africa.

Sure you can just bring Intent into it.

Or Identity

Or the Division umong the Native tribes .

Or the Europeans Dominion.

Lots of ways to do it.

[NameIess]

When you open Brandon's youtube channel 15 minutes before the livestream is scheduled.

[Frustration]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Unnamable said:

When you open Brandon's youtube channel 15 minutes before the livestream is scheduled.

*Laughs manically*

I was in a minute late, ate dinner and cleared the table and still watched the whole thing during the livestream.

[+Doomstick he/him]

I had to explain basic Rithmatics for my math project.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

YKYASFW you’re on this site instead of doing homework. 
Anyone else?

[Shard of Reading he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

YKYASFW you’re on this site instead of doing homework. 
Anyone else?

Literally all the time. I've gotten great at multitasking.