You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When you’re sitting here, refreshing Sanderson’s website, waiting for SotS.

[Gak he/him]

when the shard is your happy place

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

YKWASFW it's a holiday tradition of yours to read a Mistborn book over winter break because you first read TFE during that time. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

48 minutes ago, Ookla the Imperium said:

YKWASFW it's a holiday tradition of yours to read a Mistborn book over winter break because you first read TFE during that time. 

Same, but Valentine's day because I started tAoL

[Gak he/him]

when you celebrate Ookla season

[Aspiring Writer]

When you type stormtroopers and accidentally end up typing storm father instead.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you go on a hike through a slot canyon, and it feels incredibly surreal, like you are on the Shattered Plains and like you could run up the walls and stuff. 

It was fantastic.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you suddenly understand how Vorin men might find women's food too sweet.

Good golly, fruitcake has a lot of sugar.

[NameIess]

When you see a crossover character in a book that has nothing to do with Sanderson and immediately think: "This is kinda like Hoid!"

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

50 minutes ago, Nameless said:

When you see a crossover character in a book that has nothing to do with Sanderson and immediately think: "This is kinda like Hoid!"

Omg, I literally just watched a movie with a character like Hoid. It was awesome. 
 

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Omg, I literally just watched a movie with a character like Hoid. It was awesome. 

Seriously? What movie was it?

[Lecky Twig she/her]

I walked past a flock of ducks and accidentally said to my bro "looks at all those cute chickens" 

He was confused, and i was mildly embarrassed. 

Yay @Bearer of all agonies

Yay r@Bearer of Agonies

Edited December 23, 2020 by Lecky Twig
Tagged wrong person

[Truthwatcher at the Rim she/her]

When someone says "Look at all those chickens!" and you freak out cause Fellow Sanderfan but it turns out they were just quoting a vine

[NameIess]

YKYASFWY Realize that Parshendi can hear the background music.

[Aspiring Writer]

7 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

When you suddenly understand how Vorin men might find women's food too sweet.

Good golly, fruitcake has a lot of sugar.

I had that experience, except it was thai food. Coconut can be very sweet, and not in a good way.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

1 hour ago, Lecky Twig said:

I walked past a flock of ducks and accidentally said to my bro "looks at all those cute chickens" 

He was confused, and i was mildly embarrassed. 

Yay @Bearer of all agonies

Yay r@Bearer of Agonies

Yes! You did it! 

Spoiler

 

[Flyingbooks]

When you swear that a person in a few books by a completely different author must be Hoid. A man with white hair was mentioned for a single sentence in 3 different books, one of which occurs on another continent & several hundred years after the others. If that isn't Hoid (it's honestly definitely not Hoid, but I can have my hopes) then I'll eat all of Wayne's hats.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

45 minutes ago, Aspiring Writer said:

I had that experience, except it was thai food. Coconut can be very sweet, and not in a good way.

Oof, yeah.  I know what you mean.

When you really wish Stormlight and spren bonds existed because Things.

[mathiau he/him]

20 hours ago, Nameless said:

YKYASFWY Realize that Parshendi can hear the background music.

Now I just want to steal that one for a meme

Edited December 23, 2020 by mathiau

[NameIess]

18 hours ago, mathiau said:

Now I just want to steal that one for a meme

Feel free to!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Your family knows you're a sanderfan when the majority of stuff you get for Christmas is sanderson related. 

[AonEne he/him]

On 12/25/2020 at 8:01 AM, Shard of Reading said:

Your family knows you're a sanderfan when the majority of stuff you get for Christmas is sanderson related. 

*happy got-Bridge-Four-poster noises*

When you call your parents lovechickens instead of lovebirds.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you decide not to buy Warbreaker or Elantris, you buy Warbreaker and Elantris.

[Chinkoln he/him]

When you realize Ahlstrom Square in Luthadel is named after Peter Ahlstrom. Also when you realize that Ahlstrom Square is a circle, not an actual square.

[AonEne he/him]

2 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

When you realize Ahlstrom Square in Luthadel is named after Peter Ahlstrom. Also when you realize that Ahlstrom Square is a circle, not an actual square.

When you also know that there's an Ahlstrom Tower and flying loop.

When your grandmother says you're related to some Ahlstroms and you have a minor attack of hopeful excitement.