You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you keep dreaming that you saw spoilers.  (I haven't, it's just weird dreams.)

[Frustration]

22 hours ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

"I'm not mixing up in religion again. The last 8 times I tried where complete disasters" -Hoid in Oathbringer

7, 7times

and then it continues

"I'm pretty sure there's at least one god that's still worshiping me."

 

Edited November 18, 2020 by Frustration

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

27 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said: Wow. Mine came at like 11:00 PM

Yeah. It took a long time, but I Did it! 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

When you want to go kill some storming librarians for not having RoW yet.

[theTruthshaper]

5 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

When you want to go kill some storming librarians for not having RoW yet.

 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you drew a Bridge Four glyph on your arm for release day, and will re-draw it when needed until you have received and read Rhythm of War.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

1 minute ago, Spren of Kindness said:

When you drew a Bridge Four glyph on your arm for release day, and will re-draw it when needed until you have received and read Rhythm of War. 
 

wait. . . You haven’t gotten yours yet?

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

I have not either. It makes me mucho sad.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

4 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

I have not either. It makes me mucho sad.

I feel you pain. Greatly. I experience this torment with you. Let us be sad together.

[Chinkoln he/him]

17 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

wait. . . You haven’t gotten yours yet?

No. No I have not. According to Amazon, it will be delivered December 8-13.

Reasons- Amazon, price, time, Amazon, shipping, Amazon, order processed incorrectly, Amazon 

Also:

YKYAASF when your teacher says “We are going to be learning about logs (logarithms) today.”

My first thought was “Were the cut by Sadeas, Sebarial, or were they soulcast?”

Edited November 18, 2020 by Chinkoln

[Flyingbooks]

My copy is coming next Tuesday. Next. Tuesday. 6 more entire days. It's almost physically painful. The only positive is that it'll come right before Thanksgiving break, so it won't distract me while I'm supposed to be doing homework.

2 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

No. No I have not. According to Amazon, it will be delivered December 8-13.

Reasons- Amazon, price, time, Amazon, shipping, Amazon, order processed incorrectly, Amazon 

That's even worse. I'm so glad I didn't order from Amazon.

Edited November 18, 2020 by Flyingbooks42
To not double post

[overlord stick]

8 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

No. No I have not. According to Amazon, it will be delivered December 8-13.

Reasons- Amazon, price, time, Amazon, shipping, Amazon, order processed incorrectly, Amazon 

Oh, that's really rough. I ordered mine from Amazon, and it arrived before 4 pm yesterday.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

wait. . . You haven’t gotten yours yet?

No, which I kind of expected.  B&N orders usually take five business days from shipping to delivery for me, and I got the notice that it had shipped on Monday.  It's not that bad, only a day and a half more!  

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Mine isn't here yet either! I ordered mine from Weller, and when it didn't arrive yesterday, I assumed it would get here today... So I ran home after school today, and the porch was empty.

I guess the awful weather yesterday didn't help...

Hopefully it comes tomorrow. They said they were using priority shipping, so it'll get here somewhat soon, I hope.

*sigh*

Let us all mourn together.

[Chanarach]

I still don't even have a tracking number from Weller.  So I uh bought a 2nd copy from the local barnes.  Unfortunately post surgical pain and opiates are causing my OB RR to last longer than I ever thought possible. But! On ch. 109, this is the day I start dawnshard and RoW i can feel it. 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Mistborn (all) spoilers

Spoiler

When the guy you got to read Mistborn based on the way you said the title ask-yells 'why did he die?!' and you and your friend who have read Bands of Mourning and Secret History share a look.

I am afraid for when he reads HOA.

 

Edited November 19, 2020 by Spren of Kindness

[Flyingbooks]

When you only get dragged back to reality when thinking about RoW in math class after you hear your teacher talk about the gradient of a function & think that she said "Radiant of a function."

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you have to inform your friends that once ROW comes, all bets are off and loaned books will be pushed aside.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

YKYASFW you bully your friend for not finishing RoW the day it comes out. 
YKYASFW ever you mess up, you say, 

‘I’msorrythatwasanexperiment.’

[Shard of Reading he/him]

When you get so bored waiting for RoW from the library (2 days) that you have to get the ebook.

[Ishar]

YKYASFW you ask somebody in a discord to change your role color from gold to #0047ab (the closest thing to Kholin blue I could find) on account of the gold being odious.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

YKYASFW Time autocorrects to Tien because you use Tien too much. 

[mariapapadia she/her]

YKYASFW when you come back to work after a week off and your boss asks “where have you been on vacation with all these new restrictions?” & you tell him you’ve been on Roshar 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Wait. . . You were there too?

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, More Cynical Than Funny said:

 

Welcome to the Roshar Club!

 

I'm on Sel at the moment 

Just like Somebody?