You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Chasmgoat he/him]

that works. wow.

[Frustration]

5 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

I was asked to come up with a 3 sentence summary of the book I was currently reading for school. I happened to be reading WoK. how do you explain that in 3 sentences?

Kal sad.

Dalinar Mad?

Odium bad.

[Flying she/her]

Multiple times I've described Mistborn's plot as people eating metal and then I don't say anything else because people get really confused and it's hilarious. 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

9 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

I was asked to come up with a 3 sentence summary of the book I was currently reading for school. I happened to be reading WoK. how do you explain that in 3 sentences?

Underpaid workers plan revolt against poor working conditions.  Possible dementia strikes member of ruling class?  Young artist has a shocking secret.

Edited November 11, 2020 by Spren of Kindness

[Mist she/her]

When, for your song parody for choir, you decide to write it for Shallan. I plan to post it when I finish.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

8 hours ago, Empress Stick said:

A hairy man gets in trouble for not taking a magic toothpick. A woman worries about a bracelet. An old man has a bad dream.

 

8 hours ago, Frustration said:

Kal sad.

Dalinar Mad?

Odium bad.

 

8 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Underpaid workers plan revolt against poor working conditions.  Possible dementia strikes member of ruling class?  Young artist has a shocking secret.

You all crack me up .

[Shard of Reading he/him]

14 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Nope, it's on my school device.  Sorry!  I can tell you what I did, though.

Yes, I would very much like to know.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said:

Yes, I would very much like to know.

We had to give examples of velocity with arrows, so I did the Tower u-turn.

[Ishar]

12 hours ago, Chasmgoat said:

I was asked to come up with a 3 sentence summary of the book I was currently reading for school. I happened to be reading WoK. how do you explain that in 3 sentences?

12 hours ago, Empress Stick said:

A hairy man gets in trouble for not taking a magic toothpick. A woman worries about a bracelet. An old man has a bad dream.

12 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Underpaid workers plan revolt against poor working conditions.  Possible dementia strikes member of ruling class?  Young artist has a shocking secret.

There's a whole thread for this. ^^^

[Flying she/her]

When you're late to online class because you stayed up till 1 am reading Dawnshard. I'm only like 60% through the book because I have to do my homework every day before I can read, but I legit panicked this morning because I accidentally slept in and missed like 30 minutes of math class 

I feel like this is incredibly ironic because Monday this week I also posted here saying that my mom was mad at me because I planned to read Dawnshard at 1 am on a school night. I woke up on time on Tuesday... but today didn't work as well. 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you almost put Edgedancing on your friction worksheet.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

YKYASF when whenever your friends mention anything about books you perk up and begin telling them about these amazing books they should begin reading but they stop you because you’ve already told them 100 times (but... they still haven’t read them...)

 And so that’s why I joined the Shard.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

YKYASFW You start your Stormlight reread six days before RoW is released.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

7 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

YKYASFW You start your Stormlight reread six days before RoW is released.

Ouch. I've finished it already. I started it with plenty of time to spare.

[overlord stick]

I did my reread a few months ago, but I still decided to start rereading Oathbringer a few days ago, until Dawnshard came out.

[AonEne he/him]

I still need to zip through a reread

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

31 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Ouch. I've finished it already. I started it with plenty of time to spare.

I'm seven hundred pages through Words of Radiance

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

1 minute ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

I'm seven hundred pages through Words of Radiance

Hey does anyone care to do the math on how long it would take for me (assuming I read books at forty-five seconds per page) to read stormlight not including ED?

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

27 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

YKYASFW You start your Stormlight reread six days before RoW is released.

Do you think you'll finish?

YKYASFW you know what you'll be showing to every one of your classes as soon as you get it.

[FriarFritz]

2 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said:

Hey does anyone care to do the math on how long it would take for me (assuming I read books at forty-five seconds per page) to read stormlight not including ED?

A bit under 40 hours. I think.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

4 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Do you think you'll finish?

YKYASFW you know what you'll be showing to every one of your classes as soon as you get it.

Yep.

[NameIess]

YKYASFWY Finally manage to use lashings in a dream.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

It’s good to know I’m not the only one who’s behind in their reread. 
I’m just over 3/4ths of the way through WoK.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

11 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

A bit under 40 hours. I think.

So I could do it, huh, well I won't. Thank you!

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

It’s good to know I’m not the only one who’s behind in their reread. 
I’m just over 3/4ths of the way through WoK.

I'm on OB, but I think I'm going to have to just read the book instead of listening to an audiobook.