You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Flyingbooks]

When a shoe color being listed as "radiant navy" makes you imagine a navy of Radiants.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

When you watch a video about Social emotional learning in Gym and the abbreviation is Sel and you just start screaming

[AonEne he/him]

When your very first YKYASW was converting your biology teacher in ninth grade, and now in twelfth grade you're still bugging her to read Well of Ascension... 

[NotarySojac]

When you look at the sky and do a double take on seeing an unusually bright, reddish object. (It was Mars. I'm a slontze.)

[Chasmgoat he/him]

2 hours ago, NotarySojac said:

When you look at the sky and do a double take on seeing an unusually bright, reddish object. (It was Mars. I'm a slontze.)

you just have to wait a year now and just maybe you might get some powers.

[Flying she/her]

When you get your copy of Dawnshard, start freaking out in your room, and your mom opens the door and says, "You have school tomorrow. Please don't stay up till 1 am." 

(I missed the Kickstarter so that's why I got it late. It's available now on Apple Books though so that's pretty snazzy. I think Amazon should also have it out in a few hours.) 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

10 hours ago, weiss_kwispies said:

When you get your copy of Dawnshard, start freaking out in your room, and your mom opens the door and says, "You have school tomorrow. Please don't stay up till 1 am." 

(I missed the Kickstarter so that's why I got it late. It's available now on Apple Books though so that's pretty snazzy. I think Amazon should also have it out in a few hours.) 

I asked my mom if she would be mad if I woke up in the ungodly hours of the morning to read RoW for a few hours before school next week.

[Flying she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

I asked my mom if she would be mad if I woke up in the ungodly hours of the morning to read RoW for a few hours before school next week.

I don't think I could wake up super early because I hate the mornings, but I do the opposite and just start reading at midnight and stay up till like 3:00 instead. My mom gets mad at me when I do that, but she's never awake when I start reading so she can't stop me 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Just now, weiss_kwispies said:

I don't think I could wake up super early because I hate the mornings, but I do the opposite and just start reading at midnight and stay up till like 3:00 instead. My mom gets mad at me when I do that, but she's never awake when I start reading so she can't stop me 

She's the one preordering it for me, so she decides if it gets sent to my kindle on time or not. 

[Flying she/her]

33 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

She's the one preordering it for me, so she decides if it gets sent to my kindle on time or not. 

Sorry about that. Honestly, I bought the hardcover so my parents could easily also take it away from me and hide it somewhere.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you put a sneaky Stormlight reference in your velocity worksheet.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Could I see the velocity worksheet? I want to see if I can find it.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

3 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

Could I see the velocity worksheet? I want to see if I can find it.

Nope, it's on my school device.  Sorry!  I can tell you what I did, though.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

YKYASFW you can’t even draw Cosmere characters, but you try anyway.

[Flyingbooks]

When your first message in text chat in every class (online school) for the past few days has been "x more days until Rhythm of War comes out!"

 

Also, 1 more week until Rhythm of War comes out!

[Flying she/her]

4 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

YKYASFW you can’t even draw Cosmere characters, but you try anyway.

I felt this on a personal level. I tried to draw Kaladin on my math notes a few weeks ago and it wasn't the best but I tried. His slave brands look like a storming tarantula just hanging out on his forehead. 

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[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It's lovely, what are you talking about!  I love doodles like that.

[Frustration]

2 minutes ago, weiss_kwispies said:

I felt this on a personal level. I tried to draw Kaladin on my math notes a few weeks ago and it wasn't the best but I tried. His slave brands look like a storming tarantula just hanging out on his forehead. 

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Me looking this over pretending I could even come close to that.

[Flying she/her]

3 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

It's lovely, what are you talking about!  I love doodles like that.

Thanks. My friends were laughing at it when I showed it to them but I guess it's better than I thought it was 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

(also, your handwriting is amazing )

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When your art project is Kaladin, and you have to ask yourself very carefully how to explain this without spoiling the book.

[Flying she/her]

10 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

When your art project is Kaladin, and you have to ask yourself very carefully how to explain this without spoiling the book.

My friend did an art project on Shallan about four years ago and she had to explain parts of the plot to the class. She explained the differences between lighteyes and darkeyes and then this caused a bunch of middle schoolers to start fighting because of their eye colors. The kids with blue eyes were calling everyone else "peasants" and then the kids with dark eyes were getting defensive and getting into arguments. Good times. 

[overlord stick]

That sounds amazing, I should try something like that sometime.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

I was asked to come up with a 3 sentence summary of the book I was currently reading for school. I happened to be reading WoK. how do you explain that in 3 sentences?

[overlord stick]

A hairy man gets in trouble for not taking a magic toothpick. A woman worries about a bracelet. An old man has a bad dream.