You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[bridge7]

5 hours ago, Somebody from Sel said:

Censoring what? Stormlight isn't that bad and you say they've only read stormlight so why did they censor it

He's 10 and wanted to read war breaker and they looked through it and decided nope

[Chasmgoat he/him]

2 minutes ago, bridge7 said:

He's 10 and wanted to read war breaker and they looked through it and decided nope

that makes sense, it is the most explicit book.

[bridge7]

1 hour ago, Chasmgoat said:

that makes sense, it is the most explicit book.

Yep. Still far cleaner than almost any other adult book though. I've never understood how he separated teen and adult.

Edit: Wait nvm I think there's WOB that says his multi-perspective stuff is always adult.

Edited November 7, 2020 by bridge7

[NameIess]

YKYASFW You read Dawnshard one day after it comes out for people that backed Brandon's Leatherbound WoK fundraiser, and feel like you were super slow.

[Chinkoln he/him]

When you take a standardized test and are told to bring a book to read when you are done. You instead bring a stack of books and manage to read all of them right then and there.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

YKYASF when you and your friend (whom you are converting to Sanderson as we speak) are talking about the Cosmere boom he just started reading today and you find out it’s Rithmatist. Anyways, while talking about how because the Rithmatist is on Earth and therefore isn’t Cosmere, the following conversation followed. Please pay particular attention to capitalization.

[Straff's Nose]

yo im literally the guy in the pic

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

3 minutes ago, Кирпичная Стена said:

yo im literally the guy in the pic

Ahh, speak of the devil and he shall appear!

[Aspiring Writer]

On 11/5/2020 at 10:21 AM, AonEne said:

When 80% of stuff saved to your device is Sanderfan-related. 

I am now tempted to hack your device. 

 

Also, same.

Edited November 8, 2020 by Aspiring Writer

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

27 minutes ago, Кирпичная Стена said:

yo im literally the guy in the pic

Hello friend! It is I, the other Sanderfan you know.

[Flying she/her]

When you've had this screenshot of a Google Hangouts conversation saved on your phone and have just laughed at it for the past few months:

Spoiler

 

 

[FriarFritz]

16 hours ago, Кирпичная Стена said:

yo im literally the guy in the pic

How would one pronounce your username?

[Straff's Nose]

Keir-peach-ni-ya Cten-ya

[Scarletfox]

When you miss the warmth of your safe hand glove when your parents make you take it off.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Scarletfox said:

When you miss the warmth of your safe hand glove when your parents make you take it off.

how could they do such a thing?

[Scarletfox]

Just now, Doomstick said:

how could they do such a thing?

I know right, simply outrageous!!

[+Doomstick he/him]

how positively improper!!

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

You have a countdown on your wall to Nov. 17

[Flyingbooks]

When lightsabers seem like cheap knockoff shardblades to you. (They can both cut through anything except for each other and another special material, except lightsabers take a while to cut through thick metal doors. Both are "summoned," except you need to keep the hilt of the lightsaber on you to summon it, while you can always summon a shardblade.)

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When every time you see your other friend who has read Stormlight, one of you says '__ days to Rhythm of War!'

When somehow, the way you said 'Mistborn' convinced someone to read it.  And by that I mean I said "They're from Mistborn" (in reference to part of a Halloween costume), and the other person said, "Cool.  I'm gonna read that."

[Shard of Reading he/him]

12 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

And by that I mean I said "They're from Mistborn" (in reference to part of a Halloween costume), and the other person said, "Cool.  I'm gonna read that.

I wish that worked for me.

[Ishar]

28 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

When somehow, the way you said 'Mistborn' convinced someone to read it.

 

15 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

I wish that worked for me.

I wish that worked for me too. To get my friends to read Mistborn I had to send at least 10,000 text messages saying "READ MISTBORN!" and even then they only actually read it when I handed them the book and said "read."

Edited November 9, 2020 by Ishar

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I’m still trying to get my friend to read Warbreaker since they can get it online.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

I have a huge plot going on right now that should result in at least 10 people in my grade reading cosmere

[Daggon Forescout he/him]

When your roommate is trying to get you to read his favorite bible quotes and your response is "Only if you sit next to me and read at least the prologue of Mistborn."

Or when your friend introduces you to his girlfriend, and 10 minutes later he is no longer a part of the conversation.