You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Regent she/her]

When you're tempted to swallow your earrings, throw coins on the ground and see if you can fly  ;-;

(don't swallow earrings)

[AonEne he/him]

When you have to hold in your words when a teacher recognizes your journey before destination shirt. 

[Chinkoln he/him]

When you decide to (attempt) to draw Taravangian, so you go to his Coppermind page for a physical description. You see it says he is about 70 in Rosharan years and spend the next 20 minutes doing exact calculations based on differences in hours, days, weeks, months, and years between the standard Gregorian calendar, and the Rosharn calendar. In the end, for those of you wondering, he would be about 77 years old in our years if he was 70 on Roshar.

[AonEne he/him]

Every ten of their years is about one in ours, so that checks out. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

27 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

When you decide to (attempt) to draw Taravangian, so you go to his Coppermind page for a physical description. You see it says he is about 70 in Rosharan years and spend the next 20 minutes doing exact calculations based on differences in hours, days, weeks, months, and years between the standard Gregorian calendar, and the Rosharn calendar. In the end, for those of you wondering, he would be about 77 years old in our years if he was 70 on Roshar.

I thought it was common knowledge that 1 rosharan year = 1.1 earth years

[Chinkoln he/him]

Just now, Doomstick said:

I thought it was common knowledge that 1 rosharan year = 1.1 earth years

I realized that after I did the research to find out

20 rosharan hours in 1 rosharan day

500 rosharan days in a rosharan year

and much else

[Random Bystander she/her]

When you have to write an "insightful" paper for ELA, and you choose the topic "Journey before Destination", just so you can sneak Stormlight Archive references into it.

[Quivil]

When you slide across the hard front room floor every time you go through that room in socks, pretending your feet are Slicked.

[Cheyenne Sedai she/her]

When you have more than one full notebook of notes on his books, not only to understand them better, but because he's the biggest inspiration for you, and hearing the story behind WOK Prime makes you cry every time, but is also the biggest push for you to keep on writing, even with the possibility of not getting published.

[Quivil]

When - while super sleepy - you're brainstorming for a writing assignment on your English book (assigned reading) and have to write a note to yourself on your brainstorming paper that says "No Mistborn/mistings        this is a different book."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

When you accidentally use the term "Knights Radiant" in place of "Knights of the Round Table"

Also, when you try to train yourself to swear using "storms"

[Regent she/her]

22 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

 

Also, when you try to train yourself to swear using "storms"

THIS. THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW.

 

 

[NameIess]

YKYASFWY finally convince your mom to read tWoK.

[Frustration]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

YKYASFWY finally convince your mom to read tWoK.

yay!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When you and your mom have a casual competition to see who will finish Stormlight first. (We’ve both read it multiple times.)

[Cheyenne Sedai she/her]

1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

When you and your mom have a casual competition to see who will finish Stormlight first. (We’ve both read it multiple times.)

You're lucky you can talk to your parents, or at least your mom about it. Mine don't understand, and they keep getting lost with all the names, but explaining without them is really hard.

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

39 minutes ago, Cheyenne Sedai said:

You're lucky you can talk to your parents, or at least your mom about it. Mine don't understand, and they keep getting lost with all the names, but explaining without them is really hard.

 

"So, you know the guys with the brands who runs around carrying a literal bridge? Well, a smart aleck ghost girl who doesn't remeber her past is following him around and that gives him powers, so long as he doesn't do anything stupid..."

[Argus the Awful he/him]

10 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

"So, you know the guys with the brands who runs around carrying a literal bridge? Well, a smart aleck ghost girl who doesn't remeber her past is following him around and that gives him powers, so long as he doesn't do anything stupid..."

Powers to turn rocks into stickers and jump really high

[Quivil]

On 4/24/2021 at 0:43 PM, Tani said:

When you slide across the hard front room floor every time you go through that room in socks, pretending your feet are Slicked.

When you try to do this and fail, because you forgot the socks.

[Ishar]

When in bio class we are discussing Biotic vs Abiotic factors in an ecosystem, and you begin contemplating whether or not the Stormfather (or spren in general) count as biotic or abiotic. If anybody has an answer to this, please let me know, because honestly I could argue either way.

[Bejarden he/him]

Ha! I’m learning the same thing my test is next week.

My teacher is really confusing about it but he finally settled down on it needs to have its own cells to be Biotic. ( So stuff made from Biotic things aren’t Biotic like a nature valley bar)

So does the Stormfather have cells? I would say not. So Abiotic 
But a Shard would be Biotic.
 

But would it be like 10% biotic and 90% abiotic? I wonder...

[Quivil]

4 hours ago, Bejardin1250 said:

Ha! I’m learning the same thing my test is next week.

My teacher is really confusing about it but he finally settled down on it needs to have its own cells to be Biotic. ( So stuff made from Biotic things aren’t Biotic like a nature valley bar)

So does the Stormfather have cells? I would say not. So Abiotic 
But a Shard would be Biotic.

But would it be like 10% biotic and 90% abiotic? I wonder...

Depends. Are we calling 'Shard' the power, the person, or the person+power?

[Ishar]

19 hours ago, Bejardin1250 said:

Ha! I’m learning the same thing my test is next week.

My teacher is really confusing about it but he finally settled down on it needs to have its own cells to be Biotic. ( So stuff made from Biotic things aren’t Biotic like a nature valley bar)

So does the Stormfather have cells? I would say not. So Abiotic 
But a Shard would be Biotic.
 

But would it be like 10% biotic and 90% abiotic? I wonder...

My teacher said if it is alive it is biotic, if it is dead it is abiotic. Meaning hair is abiotic since it is dead cells, but bacteria are not. So the question is do we consider the Stormfather/Spren to be alive.

[Quivil]

8 minutes ago, Ishar said:

My teacher said if it is alive it is biotic, if it is dead it is abiotic. Meaning hair is abiotic since it is dead cells, but bacteria are not. So the question is do we consider the Stormfather/Spren to be alive.

Define alive.

[Chinkoln he/him]

When your autocorrect recognizes words such as Lerasium, Tanavast, perpendicularity, or Scadrial.