Five word story

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Meaning to the Emus. Specifically,

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

The ability to summon a huge

[strmblsd he/him]

ball of yarn that has

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

no magical properties as well.

[Wierdo he/him]

This ball of yarn can

[Lunamor she/her]

unravel to a surprising length.

[strmblsd he/him]

Of thirty seven feet flat

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

To be woven into an

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

over-sized sock that only fits

[Faerie Braids she/her]

the dancing emu's ego. Otherwise

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

Their feet will all freeze

[Faerie Braids she/her]

, causing them to become irritable

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

And rampage through the various

[Wierdo he/him]

Streets of Emurica. They rampage

[strmblsd he/him]

All through the night until

[Faerie Braids she/her]

they begin to yawn and

[strmblsd he/him]

Fall asleep while still standing.

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

Then they wake up angry

[Lunamor she/her]

and begin the cycle anew.

[strmblsd he/him]

Of eating every single shoe

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

To keep those who knew

[Lunamor she/her]

limited to a size two.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Except, one of them escaped.

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

Dang you broke the rhyme
ah well! Let’s start another

And, very unfortunately, got taped

(I can just imagine an Emu running through a city just covered in tape lol) 

[NameIess]

Then fell in a well