Five word story

[Lunamor she/her]

the orangutans and breakfast cereals.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

To console themselves, the emus

[Lunamor she/her]

had an emupic dancemu party.

[Wierdo he/him]

Which ended in utter suffering,

[Faerie Braids she/her]

when the breakfast cereals avenged

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

the most favored cereal mascot,

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[Faerie Braids she/her]

Brian the Cheerio, by stomping

[Lunamor she/her]

indignantly. This did very little

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

as he was also edible

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

, but not at all tasty

[Lunamor she/her]

because he represented healthy cereal.

[Wierdo he/him]

As soon as the other

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Emus discovered this, they violently

[Lunamor she/her]

emulsified oil and water, breaking

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

physics, and other associated ideas

[Faerie Braids she/her]

,  and creating a vortex filled

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Entirely with flying rocks, emus, (implied “and”)

[Lunamor she/her]

broken shards of unglazed pottery,

[Faerie Braids she/her]

 29 assorted fish, several pinecones,

[Lunamor she/her]

and a highly confused moose.

[Soulbinder she/her]

This vortex tragically caused the

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

destructive end of all things.

[Lunamor she/her]

The few surviving emus established

[Wierdo he/him]

another emupire of holy worship,

[Lunamor she/her]

called The United States of