Five word story

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

because they had stolen the 

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Crown Jewels of Namibia, which

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

was needed for the ritual

[Ravenclawjedi42]

of reviving Balat. This was

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

a dangerous task as they

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

risked letting lose a horde

[Lunamor she/her]

of really annoying jewel fairies.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Still, the risk was worth

[Lunamor she/her]

saving Balat. Fortunately, they were

[Ravenclawjedi42]

not that annoying for Fairies,

[Lunamor she/her]

(which was still pretty annoying)

[Ravenclawjedi42]

The revival was unsuccessful because

[Lunamor she/her]

those stupid jewel fairies stole

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

the body before it could 

[Lunamor she/her]

be brought the Crown Jewels.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

The fairies were led by

[Lunamor she/her]

the great and terrible Winky

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

@Ravenclawjedi42 and @Lunamor who wish

[Lunamor she/her]

to quit being called Winky.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Everybody still called us Winky

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

which made us mad, because

[Lunamor she/her]

it was a stupid name.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Except when applied to the

[Ravenclawjedi42]

affront to humanity named &#($=3/$)+5#/

[Faerie Braids she/her]

To remove this dreadful moniker,