Five word story

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

because balat had fire bending.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Stanlee, however, was afraid of

[Lunamor she/her]

fire. Like, really, really afraid.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

This fear was due to

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

A very, very large campfire.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Stanlee’s parents had died in

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

A car accident in outer

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Edinburgh, close to said campfire.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Ever since that day, Stanlee

[Lunamor she/her]

has vowed to extinguish all

[Ravenclawjedi42]

platypodes that are burning up.

[Lunamor she/her]

I have no idea platypodes could be a plural of platypus!

They tend to spontaneously combust

[Ravenclawjedi42]

6 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I have no idea platypodes could be a plural of platypus!

They tend to spontaneously combust

Yeah, according to my platypus-obsessed friend that, platypuses, and platypi are all grammatically correct.

When they eat bombs. This

[Lunamor she/her]

surprised no one except Stanlee.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

And also Franklin. But we

[Lunamor she/her]

don’t talk about him anymore.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Do not mention Franklin. EVER.

[Lunamor she/her]

He knows what he did.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Meanwhile, Frinklan (NOT FRANKLIN) was

[Lunamor she/her]

wondering why the Stans were

[Faerie Braids she/her]

so uptight about fire. Honestly,

[Lunamor she/her]

committing occasional arson was a

[Faerie Braids she/her]

perfectly reasonable hobby! Unfortunately, most

[Lunamor she/her]

couldn’t understand this obvious fact.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

One person who did understand