Five word story

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Flat Bob, who was far

[NameIess]

Flatter than his famous cousin.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was as flat as

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

paper, which made sense. Bob

[Lunamor she/her]

was pretty insecure about this.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Whenever people teased Bob about

[Lunamor she/her]

his flatness, he’d blame Stanley

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

for making people think that

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

flatness is useless. flat bob

[Ravenclawjedi42]

liked to play croquet and

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

read brandon sanderson books. specifically

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

the Non-cosmere ones. Stanley hadn't

[Lunamor she/her]

read the Cosmere stuff because

[Faerie Braids she/her]

he hated magic with rules

[Lunamor she/her]

and crabs. Crabs were his

[Faerie Braids she/her]

greatest fear. Stanley had nightmares

[Lunamor she/her]

about the carapaced monsters that

[Faerie Braids she/her]

had stolen his twin brother

[Lunamor she/her]

, Stanlee, holding him for ransom.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Nan Balat was Stanley's hero

[Lunamor she/her]

and came to Stanlee’s rescue.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

This was a different Balat

[Faerie Braids she/her]

one who was even more

[Ravenclawjedi42]

sociopathic than Shallan’s brother. Stanley 

[Lunamor she/her]

admiring him was pretty concerning