Five word story

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horrible crime, but the typewriter

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didn’t care. He avoided jail

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by stabbing the judge. however

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with a cream cheese knife.

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The judge was from France.

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But somehow manages to have 

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an American accent. Her name

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was Judge Felicity Corduroy XVII

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, also known as Judge Roy

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, and she had a secret.

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She wasn’t actually a judge.

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In fact, she wasn't even

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I made you lose the Game...

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an actual person. Rather, she

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was a marionette, puppeted by

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indescribable horrors, all named Wendy.

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Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, and Wendy

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(And Wendy). Overall, the Wendys

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were good people, despite the

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Burning down of several forests.

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This made said forest mad

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to the point where they

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began making paper out of

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humans. Which led to the

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creation of Flat Stanley’s cousin