Five word story

[Ravenclawjedi42]

“Oh,” said Llort, “I love

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

It when I don’t eat

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

cream cheese flavored books. howether

[Ravenclawjedi42]

sometimes I really want to.

[Lunamor she/her]

Too bad I’m lactose intolerant.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

So bad, in fact, that

[Lunamor she/her]

I contribute to global warming

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

More than all of the

[Ravenclawjedi42]

cows combined.” “Oh,” said FGaRS,

[Lunamor she/her]

“You should see a doctor

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

“Or else something very bad

[Lunamor she/her]

“will happen, such as medically

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

“exploding, imploding, or several other

[Lunamor she/her]

“highly combustive symptoms, like fire

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

“and, most commonly, nuclear reactions

[Lunamor she/her]

“. Do not taunt happy fun

This is reminding me of the Happy Fun Ball SNL skit 

Spoiler

 

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Typewriters like me. I know 

[Lunamor she/her]

Kung fu.” He wore a

[Ravenclawjedi42]

ink cartridge and some paper.

[Lunamor she/her]

He had poor fashion sense.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Despite this, Llort and FGaRS

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Really loved cheese. In fact,

(I only read the most recent comment)

[Lunamor she/her]

Llort decided to risk combustion

Edited January 29, 2024 by Lunamor

[Faerie Braids she/her]

by devouring a wheel of

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

A motorcycle. Fourtunately, he did