Five word story

[Faerie Braids she/her]

star-crossed lover had snuck into

[Ravenclawjedi42]

large goat named Richard had

[Lunamor she/her]

I’m gonna combine the two previous responses 

a star-crossed lover and his large goat Richard had snuck

[Ravenclawjedi42]

26 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I’m gonna combine the two previous responses 

a star-crossed lover and his large goat Richard had snuck

Oh yeah, I forgot to see the next page and therefore missed the next response.

into the wedding because of

[Faerie Braids she/her]

their goal to object to

[Ravenclawjedi42]

the procedure because they wanted

[Lunamor she/her]

to win the bride over

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Star-Crossed Lover to marry Dlanuer.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

and boil her into stew.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

(Richard really loved parrot stew)

[Ravenclawjedi42]

So Richard and his human

[Lunamor she/her]

marched down the aisle, suspiciously

[Aeoryi she/her]

and suspicious they were. Discretely 

[Lunamor she/her]

they pulled out a cracker

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

and dusted it with spicy

[That1Cellist he/him]

pepper powder which the bunnies

[Ravenclawjedi42]

had grown in a farm.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The purpose of this pepper

[Ravenclawjedi42]

was to make Sumitrab sneeze

[Faerie Braids she/her]

during the vows, causing a

[Lunamor she/her]

mass panic because parrots are

[Faerie Braids she/her]

notoriously afraid of anything that

[Lunamor she/her]

exists. Sneezing is particularly scary

Edited January 25, 2024 by Lunamor

[Faerie Braids she/her]

as it can result in

[Lunamor she/her]

mildly loud noise and disease.

Edited January 25, 2024 by Lunamor