Five word story

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in the ultimate frenemy relationship.

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Unfortunately, Bartimus forgot Ruenald existed,

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thus causing a space-time rift.

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from which uncounted muffins emerged

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that were flavored with chocolate 

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that was even darker than

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Midnight, in all Her glory.

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These muffins served Runald, but

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many were devoured by the

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hungry armies of Bartimus, who

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didn't really like bagels anyway.

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Bagels are often contaminated with

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cream cheese from a far

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away moon, riddled with seagulls

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(who constantly harassed Master Yoda)

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(resulting in several knee replacements)

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. This moon also had several

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lemurs and alpaca farms

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because they happen to hate gravity.

Balanced out the missing word from the previous post with an extra word 

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The Cheese Lord visited here

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(for a quite obvious reason)

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and was very displeased, because

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there was no cream cheese.

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The lemurs and alpacas ate

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the cream cheese and seagulls