Five word story

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named Dlanuer and Sumitarb, and

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they despised each other, but

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were resigned to being unhappy,

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because otherwise they’d be killed.

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by their extremely judgemental parents.

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Said parent’s names were Bob,

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Heirs to house Bob, the

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leading parrot family which was

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renowned for its ability to

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Grammar

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eat human eyeballs with gusto.

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Resulting in eyeball wedding cake

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that didn’t taste very good

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making the newlyweds even unhappier

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which was worsened by the

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cream cheese topping. the cream 

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i have compleatly lost the plot here. what happend to the moon leamers?

 

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1 minute ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

cream cheese topping. the cream 

 

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Losing track of the plot is kind of the point, considering that plot is nonexistent. We just started talking about a parrot wedding, I have no idea where the lemurs and alpacas went.

cheese topping tasted like shoes

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The parrot wedding continues now.

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“Do you take this parrot

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to be your lawfully wedded

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parrot?”

“I do, only because

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my parrot parents say so."

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“Oh, okay,” the priest says.

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2 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“Oh, okay,” the priest says.

“I now pronounce you Parrot 

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-"

"WAIT!" cried one of the

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wedding attendees. You see, a