Five word story

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Despite this, Richard and the

[Lunamor she/her]

star-crossed lover reached the end

[NameIess]

Of the vows without sneezing

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causing defeat for the plot.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

There was great sorrow throughout

[Lunamor she/her]

because Richard the goat was

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on trial because he had

[Faerie Braids she/her]

bleated rudely upon realising defeat.

[NameIess]

And the penalty was quite

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severe, leaving his human heartbroken.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

He was sentenced to eating

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bad muffins for all eternity.

[NameIess]

In other news, the smelly

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Bad tasting,

[NameIess]

Probably-on-fire, and definitely-not-absolutely-famished ancient troll

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Got a stick stuck up

[Robin Sedai she/her]

his trombone. Which was very

[NameIess]

Good, as his trombone sounded

[Faerie Braids she/her]

blessed by the almighty Stick

[NameIess]

Which was to say that

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Sleeper did his job well.

Nameless, i need to go whack Akladins around in AaERP

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The troll was unhappy, though

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

, because he really liked playing

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a bad-sounding trombone. His name

[NameIess]

Was top secret and more